It sounds weird, but when I try to get an asthmatic uk faggot I know to smoke, so he can look cool like James Dean, and tell him he's evil for choosing his lifestyle

He knows I do it from a place of love

You lot remember bum fights?

I saw the dank video

ages ago bum fights was a thing

But, this fruit I am friends with from the UK, I have befriended another queer and I am going to make them fight

"Why are you seeking out and befriending queers, you might ask"

Faggot fights?

I told them both they'd make cute traps

So, they can fight looking even more gay, to get the elusive straight guy

obviously i am not really the prize

Traps are only cute if you don’t know they’re traps IMOO

fuck

i just realized Ru Paul already did this

shit

Ha

brb rethinking

Canadian apologizing matches?

traps are an Emu plot to destroy the minds of impressionable anime fans

LMAO

We need a weeb reality show

we *need* to find a solution to the Emu question

We need to find a way to give the Emus AIDS

big think

In the free world you get aids
In Russia aids is frowned upon because it’s suggests the one who has it takes part in intimate non-state approved relations

Sorry that last joke was gay

But Emus herp derp

Every time Cenk Uygur denies the Armenian genocide 1000 new Emus hatch

Bernie has a heart attack, I start then seeing AIDS cure ads on CNN

coincidence? Who cares, I don't even have a punchline

gone 2 soon r.ip

F

it was him or the guns

I'm mean, what choice did we have?

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist sorry for tagging you twice

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3R7Al-HKd3/

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

?

@A. Spader Good luck finding the body

lol fr