Michael Igniateff, got a flyer from his campaign and there was a sticker over the previous contact info on the back.

So I called up, and got his wife. I asked her about the sticker

She explained that it costs a lot of money to re-print the flyers

So I asked her if her husband was just going to put a sticker OVER THE BUDGET?!?

She promised to have him call me to address my address concerns

Ha

The fucker called while I was drinking and smoking in an alley downtown

lol

I made him woke about the dancing israelis and building 7

Gotta hand it to him, he was really polite and kind, almost afraid seeming

It made me feel like I was a black constituent

But guys

You gotta agree with me

Rob Ford was fucking bad ass

dude

that guy was a character

loved when some bitch said he said something about her cunt

and he's like "she says i said something bout her pussy, i get enough at home"

paraphrasing of course

he was something else

and the crack thing with gang members

Bout time Toronto had our own Marion Barry

but masculine

except Marion Barry was corrupt af

When he was mayor was when I found a giant bag of crack in a porn wank booth place

What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it’s their own fault at the end of the day.

I like to credit him for that

@Nutz dang

This fat feminist that lied about being in an open relationship and then tried to say i took advantage of her when her bf found out...\

Her nephew was a famous case of a little kid

went off the sidewalk bike path and got killed by a car

😬

Quote from Ford

Not me

I'm sure some libshit in the Toronto Sun newspaper wrote a headline and editorial disguised as news

Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek, I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home..."

"What about Motorcycles, Mayor Ford?!?"

Toronto Star is a bastion of journalistic awesome

I remember a half page article with a big picture of Mr T

Some of these things I’m reading make Rob Ford sound like a modern-day Winston Churchill

It was when Oxford Dictionary announced they were entering bling-bling into their dicks