Message from @pokemon_fetish

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2019-10-07 14:37:52 UTC  

the resemblance is uncanny

2019-10-07 14:38:22 UTC  

The only difference is Fidel wasn't a tranny

2019-10-07 14:38:26 UTC  

or........

2019-10-07 14:38:48 UTC  

@pokemon_fetish no, although I live near alot of them

2019-10-07 14:38:52 UTC  

not a convincing one at least

2019-10-07 14:38:53 UTC  

Now I am imagining that fucking Elian Gonzalez being Trudeau's kid

2019-10-07 14:39:35 UTC  

I actually called up this Canadian politician that later did get pretty far

2019-10-07 14:39:46 UTC  

like, he ran for Prime Minister for the Liberal party

2019-10-07 14:40:14 UTC  

Where’s Vermin when you need him?

2019-10-07 14:40:39 UTC  

Michael Igniateff, got a flyer from his campaign and there was a sticker over the previous contact info on the back.

2019-10-07 14:41:05 UTC  

So I called up, and got his wife. I asked her about the sticker

2019-10-07 14:41:18 UTC  

She explained that it costs a lot of money to re-print the flyers

2019-10-07 14:41:34 UTC  

So I asked her if her husband was just going to put a sticker OVER THE BUDGET?!?

2019-10-07 14:41:46 UTC  

She promised to have him call me to address my address concerns

2019-10-07 14:41:54 UTC  

Ha

2019-10-07 14:41:57 UTC  

The fucker called while I was drinking and smoking in an alley downtown

2019-10-07 14:41:57 UTC  

lol

2019-10-07 14:42:18 UTC  

I made him woke about the dancing israelis and building 7

2019-10-07 14:42:52 UTC  

Gotta hand it to him, he was really polite and kind, almost afraid seeming

2019-10-07 14:43:03 UTC  

It made me feel like I was a black constituent

2019-10-07 14:43:37 UTC  

But guys

2019-10-07 14:43:42 UTC  

You gotta agree with me

2019-10-07 14:43:47 UTC  

Rob Ford was fucking bad ass

2019-10-07 14:44:53 UTC  

dude

2019-10-07 14:44:58 UTC  

that guy was a character

2019-10-07 14:45:23 UTC  

loved when some bitch said he said something about her cunt

2019-10-07 14:45:37 UTC  

and he's like "she says i said something bout her pussy, i get enough at home"

2019-10-07 14:45:42 UTC  

paraphrasing of course

2019-10-07 14:45:52 UTC  

he was something else

2019-10-07 14:45:54 UTC  

and the crack thing with gang members

2019-10-07 14:46:03 UTC  

Bout time Toronto had our own Marion Barry

2019-10-07 14:46:14 UTC  

but masculine

2019-10-07 14:46:57 UTC  

except Marion Barry was corrupt af

2019-10-07 14:47:01 UTC  

When he was mayor was when I found a giant bag of crack in a porn wank booth place

2019-10-07 14:47:03 UTC  

What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it’s their own fault at the end of the day.

2019-10-07 14:47:07 UTC  

I like to credit him for that

2019-10-07 14:47:34 UTC  

@Nutz dang

2019-10-07 14:48:00 UTC  

This fat feminist that lied about being in an open relationship and then tried to say i took advantage of her when her bf found out...\

2019-10-07 14:48:09 UTC  

Her nephew was a famous case of a little kid

2019-10-07 14:48:20 UTC  

went off the sidewalk bike path and got killed by a car

2019-10-07 14:48:24 UTC  

😬