abstaining from alcohol, the CCP wants you drunk

how many of those boxes do you guys tick?

I think I've got 16

Counting

Can't say I've had a government official try to scan my eyeballs, but let's assume I would resist

Over 20 of them could easily apply to me

17

If I was lax in definition probably more

Just to make sure: China is inferior to some other country.

There's one

China is inferior: to just about every country in terms of freedom.

iirc if you completely avoid alcohol it's something about showing the inability to control yourself around it. It ties into the social credit score thing

wat

I would immediately get screwed by that one

I just don't like the taste of it

I try drinking a little bit once every few months, and I can barely get through my first drink whenever I do

yeah I'd be screwed by that one too, I don't drink because I can handle it, it's too expensive for me to actually get drunk

yeah, I know that feeling too

that's part of the other reason I avoid it

I don't enjoy it, AND it's pretty freaking expensive, so what's the point of even bothering with it?

Got that backwards whoops

Still, I'm off to a great start this morning 💔

There's no joke in there

"comedian"

And then everyone clapped

Except unironically

>men moved the line

press x to doubt

That's just a feminist sermon

Now replace it with Jews and feel uncomfortable :^)

👀

😂

or black people

You could just as easily apply that logic to women

fr tho

AAAHHH

I thought that was Rhodesian brush stroke

Lol