Message from @Mongo Jongo

Discord ID: 647686445246447637


2019-11-23 06:30:34 UTC  

P u s s y

2019-11-23 06:30:41 UTC  

Any day.

2019-11-23 06:30:46 UTC  

Any dsy

2019-11-23 06:30:47 UTC  

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2019-11-23 06:31:06 UTC  

*yawn*

2019-11-23 06:31:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/647685610508910596/image0.jpg

2019-11-23 06:31:30 UTC  

Getting old here...

2019-11-23 06:31:33 UTC  

Again

2019-11-23 06:31:39 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Son. I have a second degree black belt and a martial arts instructorship to my name, plus 11 years of training. If you want to fight, go right ahead and take a swing.

2019-11-23 06:31:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/647685694814289920/oie_YooCFreHJfC1.jpg

2019-11-23 06:32:32 UTC  

feelsbadman

2019-11-23 06:32:33 UTC  

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.” ~A direct quote from @Yuuzhanvong19

2019-11-23 06:32:53 UTC  

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2019-11-23 06:33:04 UTC  

BAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha.

2019-11-23 06:33:18 UTC  

PS I'll fight you.

2019-11-23 06:33:20 UTC  

I'm replying to his statement "Any day".

2019-11-23 06:33:43 UTC  

Do you train?

2019-11-23 06:33:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/647686207433605146/sketch-1574490816690.jpg

2019-11-23 06:34:02 UTC  

Do they even give out black belts for that?

2019-11-23 06:34:23 UTC  

And why didn't you just fix your "mistske"...?

2019-11-23 06:34:41 UTC  

I train enough I feel confident I could probably lay some hurt.

2019-11-23 06:34:49 UTC  

I'll take that gamble.

2019-11-23 06:35:11 UTC  

No. They give them out for going through your first 4 years of training, then surviving a grueling 6-month stint in Candidate Class.

2019-11-23 06:35:23 UTC  

@Mongo Jongo What discipline?

2019-11-23 06:35:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/647686625140408325/image0.jpg

2019-11-23 06:35:25 UTC  

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2019-11-23 06:35:42 UTC  

@Theo But unironically.

2019-11-23 06:35:48 UTC  

@Neon_Flipflop
Makes a lot of sense.

2019-11-23 06:37:07 UTC  

Goddamn, you guys amuse me.

2019-11-23 06:37:21 UTC  

Not very catholic to take the name of the Lord in vain.

2019-11-23 06:37:25 UTC  

What an actual faggot.

2019-11-23 06:37:29 UTC  

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2019-11-23 06:37:31 UTC  

@Yuuzhanvong19
As much as your uncle touching you amused you?

2019-11-23 06:38:06 UTC  

More. Even more than fucking your girlfriend amused me.

2019-11-23 06:38:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/647687329477165066/image0.jpg

2019-11-23 06:38:30 UTC  

So wait, who gave you the black belt in being touched by your uncle?

2019-11-23 06:39:14 UTC  

Your girlfriend.

2019-11-23 06:39:25 UTC  

Who I had just finished fucking in front of you.

2019-11-23 06:39:31 UTC  

(x)

2019-11-23 06:39:45 UTC  

(X)

2019-11-23 06:39:46 UTC  

Jokes on you. I'm an incel.