Message from @MomentumZero

Discord ID: 657041511346602046


2019-12-19 01:43:22 UTC  

ima just leave this here...

2019-12-19 01:45:30 UTC  

anyone else had a physical response to this? like watching someone get hit in the nuts

2019-12-19 01:48:27 UTC  

Why tho

2019-12-19 01:49:02 UTC  

hell if i know. ppl are into weird shit i guess

2019-12-19 01:49:07 UTC  

its on amazon

2019-12-19 01:50:25 UTC  

That is disgusting.

2019-12-19 01:51:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657037375662194688/b5f2kbtea0141.png

2019-12-19 01:52:23 UTC  

whats the strangest pair of items you can think of for amazon to ship to you in the same box?

2019-12-19 01:52:41 UTC  

like a vegan cookbook and beef jerkey

2019-12-19 01:52:41 UTC  

peanut butter and a live hamster

2019-12-19 01:54:04 UTC  

Is that going to Richard Geres house?

2019-12-19 01:55:18 UTC  

A tissue digester and a Nixon mask

2019-12-19 01:57:14 UTC  

FYI a tissue digester breaks down organic material and liquefies it and makes it safe to dump into rivers

2019-12-19 01:57:54 UTC  

chainsaw and zipties

2019-12-19 01:58:17 UTC  

@Big T now you're just getting kinky lol

2019-12-19 01:59:24 UTC  

LOL thats your idea of kinky???

2019-12-19 02:03:45 UTC  

I mean, it's someone's idea

2019-12-19 02:06:38 UTC  

amazon sells the communist manifesto. not surprised, just disappointed

2019-12-19 02:07:12 UTC  

im sure probably is lol

2019-12-19 02:07:55 UTC  

oh amazon also has a 55 gallon drum of lube

2019-12-19 02:08:23 UTC  

holy bajeebuz

2019-12-19 02:08:27 UTC  

why so small?

2019-12-19 02:08:39 UTC  

yea here lemme grab a pic of it

2019-12-19 02:09:35 UTC  

why is Gillian Jacobs in the drum?

2019-12-19 02:09:39 UTC  

I would want to set up an obstacle course with it and have people run through it

2019-12-19 02:09:41 UTC  

advertising?

2019-12-19 02:09:49 UTC  

"water based" lol it turns out to just be water. MARKETING 100

2019-12-19 02:10:02 UTC  

lol well you want water based

2019-12-19 02:10:08 UTC  

its safe for condoms

2019-12-19 02:10:16 UTC  

oil based can weaken them

2019-12-19 02:10:37 UTC  

ky jelly: water based
astroglyde: water based
etc

2019-12-19 02:10:53 UTC  

amazon sells coyote urine. for ppl who dont know what its for that must appear quite odd

2019-12-19 02:10:59 UTC  

now the 55 gallon version of that...

2019-12-19 02:11:12 UTC  

lol im sure the urbanites wouldnt

2019-12-19 02:12:11 UTC  

i'm sure someone out there has a coyote urine fetish

2019-12-19 02:12:49 UTC  

its a pest deterent

2019-12-19 02:13:08 UTC  

im testing what amazon actually has. pretty sure im on a few watchlists now

2019-12-19 02:13:37 UTC  

i know, T. that's the joke

2019-12-19 02:13:52 UTC  

@MomentumZero I think we all are at this point

2019-12-19 02:14:11 UTC  

that's fed talk 🕵🏿