Message from @Katie_May

Discord ID: 657042890106863658


2019-12-19 02:07:55 UTC  

oh amazon also has a 55 gallon drum of lube

2019-12-19 02:08:23 UTC  

holy bajeebuz

2019-12-19 02:08:27 UTC  

why so small?

2019-12-19 02:08:39 UTC  

yea here lemme grab a pic of it

2019-12-19 02:09:35 UTC  

why is Gillian Jacobs in the drum?

2019-12-19 02:09:39 UTC  

I would want to set up an obstacle course with it and have people run through it

2019-12-19 02:09:41 UTC  

advertising?

2019-12-19 02:09:49 UTC  

"water based" lol it turns out to just be water. MARKETING 100

2019-12-19 02:10:02 UTC  

lol well you want water based

2019-12-19 02:10:08 UTC  

its safe for condoms

2019-12-19 02:10:16 UTC  

oil based can weaken them

2019-12-19 02:10:37 UTC  

ky jelly: water based
astroglyde: water based
etc

2019-12-19 02:10:53 UTC  

amazon sells coyote urine. for ppl who dont know what its for that must appear quite odd

2019-12-19 02:10:59 UTC  

now the 55 gallon version of that...

2019-12-19 02:11:12 UTC  

lol im sure the urbanites wouldnt

2019-12-19 02:12:11 UTC  

i'm sure someone out there has a coyote urine fetish

2019-12-19 02:12:49 UTC  

its a pest deterent

2019-12-19 02:13:08 UTC  

im testing what amazon actually has. pretty sure im on a few watchlists now

2019-12-19 02:13:37 UTC  

i know, T. that's the joke

2019-12-19 02:13:52 UTC  

@MomentumZero I think we all are at this point

2019-12-19 02:14:11 UTC  

that's fed talk 🕵🏿

2019-12-19 02:14:38 UTC  

@Katie_May true. im a good sport about it and like to give my personal FBI agent something to ponder over

2019-12-19 02:14:56 UTC  

more fed talk 🕵🏿

2019-12-19 02:15:38 UTC  

@MomentumZero and that's why I look at memes all day. My agent has a good time lol

2019-12-19 02:16:04 UTC  

i, too, look at memes fellow zoomer 🕵🏿

2019-12-19 02:24:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657045619835142174/image0.jpg

2019-12-19 02:24:44 UTC  

when i see a doge i remember the left cant meme

2019-12-19 02:25:22 UTC  

its funny how this is what the internet is going crazy over when the guy has been full of shit for almost a decade

2019-12-19 02:26:38 UTC  

im going to pull a lefty move here buts its modern year. 2019. what self respecting man wears a t shirt with a message and a suit jacket? oh a complete tool. got it.

2019-12-19 02:27:55 UTC  

ya impeachment = saving babies

2019-12-19 02:28:23 UTC  

Mike "Shock the Gay Away" Pence

2019-12-19 02:28:51 UTC  

remember when obamacare people tried to use a doge meme to explain the "benefits" of the new law? they didn't even use the right dog

2019-12-19 02:29:31 UTC  

obama and hillary, gay marriage isn't a right... oh the focus group is saying yes... ok now it is a right

2019-12-19 02:30:34 UTC  

I could really care less about gay marriage now other than just disappointment... after the whole "gay cake" ordeal i just find the whole thing disgusting and abusive.

2019-12-19 02:33:16 UTC  

wow so much hate in that heart

2019-12-19 02:33:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657047922340528130/unknown.png

2019-12-19 02:38:41 UTC  

Ironically, that Tulsi voted present on impeachment is a sign from both sides that she is not to be trusted.

2019-12-19 02:42:11 UTC  

"present" is ballsy for a no-name dem but cuckery from tulsi