Message from @Dan V

Discord ID: 657037558869655553


2019-12-19 01:15:28 UTC  

Most women vote based on their feelings unless directed to do otherwise by their male counterpart.
I'm more likely to go with my husband than agree with another woman.

2019-12-19 01:19:26 UTC  

It's possible to turn her, yes, but I have no intention in spending that much effort. She's moving in January anyways so, lol

2019-12-19 01:20:03 UTC  

Ah, so basically a fuck n' chuck..?

2019-12-19 01:22:30 UTC  

sometimes, you gotta play the cards that are dealt

2019-12-19 01:36:32 UTC  

Nancy's face when she reads that one democrat voted present

2019-12-19 01:37:07 UTC  

that lucasfilm investment not looking too hot

2019-12-19 01:37:35 UTC  

does it take into account *Galaxy's Edge*?

2019-12-19 01:38:22 UTC  

After the force awakens i wouldnt even pirate the rest of them. The mandalorian is cool tho. No sjw nonsense

2019-12-19 01:43:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657035158842507294/71Z1whN-xeL.png

2019-12-19 01:43:22 UTC  

ima just leave this here...

2019-12-19 01:45:30 UTC  

anyone else had a physical response to this? like watching someone get hit in the nuts

2019-12-19 01:48:27 UTC  

Why tho

2019-12-19 01:49:02 UTC  

hell if i know. ppl are into weird shit i guess

2019-12-19 01:49:07 UTC  

its on amazon

2019-12-19 01:50:25 UTC  

That is disgusting.

2019-12-19 01:51:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/657037375662194688/b5f2kbtea0141.png

2019-12-19 01:52:23 UTC  

whats the strangest pair of items you can think of for amazon to ship to you in the same box?

2019-12-19 01:52:41 UTC  

like a vegan cookbook and beef jerkey

2019-12-19 01:52:41 UTC  

peanut butter and a live hamster

2019-12-19 01:54:04 UTC  

Is that going to Richard Geres house?

2019-12-19 01:55:18 UTC  

A tissue digester and a Nixon mask

2019-12-19 01:57:14 UTC  

FYI a tissue digester breaks down organic material and liquefies it and makes it safe to dump into rivers

2019-12-19 01:57:54 UTC  

chainsaw and zipties

2019-12-19 01:58:17 UTC  

@Big T now you're just getting kinky lol

2019-12-19 01:59:24 UTC  

LOL thats your idea of kinky???

2019-12-19 02:03:45 UTC  

I mean, it's someone's idea

2019-12-19 02:06:38 UTC  

amazon sells the communist manifesto. not surprised, just disappointed

2019-12-19 02:07:12 UTC  

im sure probably is lol

2019-12-19 02:07:55 UTC  

oh amazon also has a 55 gallon drum of lube

2019-12-19 02:08:23 UTC  

holy bajeebuz

2019-12-19 02:08:27 UTC  

why so small?

2019-12-19 02:08:39 UTC  

yea here lemme grab a pic of it

2019-12-19 02:09:35 UTC  

why is Gillian Jacobs in the drum?

2019-12-19 02:09:39 UTC  

I would want to set up an obstacle course with it and have people run through it

2019-12-19 02:09:41 UTC  

advertising?

2019-12-19 02:09:49 UTC  

"water based" lol it turns out to just be water. MARKETING 100

2019-12-19 02:10:02 UTC  

lol well you want water based

2019-12-19 02:10:08 UTC  

its safe for condoms