She's not *that* hot even. In real life girls like those are all over Nashville

also a conservative christian...
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Tits are starting to sag as well already

Would still smash, though

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer is woke on the Smash Stella Question

Meh.

29 is pushing it.

would you bang her if you didn't know her age, kevin?

Too high or too low?

@Dan V
How many drinks in am I?

@Nucleon
High. Obviously.

Aye, understandable

i guess that answers my question

Anything above 16 can't be too low.

100% would totally smash.

0 drinks

Also, I bet she smashes on the first date.

Let's been honest...

I don’t like tits that big

Call me crazy

I'm virtually never zero drinks in.

And big tits don’t last even if they start as torpedoes

I do when there is still some life left in them.

You end up with a woman with boobs like a tribal woman in National Geographic

By the time she's 35, they'll be smacking her knees.

Even so, I'm a boob guy.

what's your baseline, kevin?

Wat

Siri

Boobs...

what is your baseline amount of drinks that you're on? what;s your normal operating condition?

Well obviously I don't drink at work.

So 0?

so, you wouldn't bang stella sober?

Something's just off...

Shoulders too broad, maybe.

it's okay if she's not your type

Thanks for the permission, Leaf.

She 100% smashes on the first daye

They all do