Genetically blessed? She must be refering to the good genes of the doctor who put in her fake tits.

She's not *that* hot even. In real life girls like those are all over Nashville

also a conservative christian...
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Tits are starting to sag as well already

Would still smash, though

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer is woke on the Smash Stella Question

Meh.

29 is pushing it.

would you bang her if you didn't know her age, kevin?

Too high or too low?

@Dan V
How many drinks in am I?

@Nucleon
High. Obviously.

Aye, understandable

i guess that answers my question

Anything above 16 can't be too low.

100% would totally smash.

0 drinks

Also, I bet she smashes on the first date.

Let's been honest...

I don’t like tits that big

Call me crazy

I'm virtually never zero drinks in.

And big tits don’t last even if they start as torpedoes

I do when there is still some life left in them.

You end up with a woman with boobs like a tribal woman in National Geographic

By the time she's 35, they'll be smacking her knees.

Even so, I'm a boob guy.

what's your baseline, kevin?

Wat

Siri

Boobs...

what is your baseline amount of drinks that you're on? what;s your normal operating condition?

Well obviously I don't drink at work.

So 0?

so, you wouldn't bang stella sober?

Something's just off...

Shoulders too broad, maybe.

it's okay if she's not your type

Thanks for the permission, Leaf.