Call me crazy

I'm virtually never zero drinks in.

And big tits don’t last even if they start as torpedoes

I do when there is still some life left in them.

You end up with a woman with boobs like a tribal woman in National Geographic

By the time she's 35, they'll be smacking her knees.

Even so, I'm a boob guy.

what's your baseline, kevin?

Wat

Siri

Boobs...

what is your baseline amount of drinks that you're on? what;s your normal operating condition?

Well obviously I don't drink at work.

So 0?

so, you wouldn't bang stella sober?

Something's just off...

Shoulders too broad, maybe.

it's okay if she's not your type

Thanks for the permission, Leaf.

She 100% smashes on the first daye

They all do

"You can come over, but you cant stay the night"

Ok Katie

Patrolled

i think that's an old one. she's gross anyway

would not bang

that miami chick looks like she was really fat and then lost a lot of weight

her tits are saggy and flat. you can even tell in that dress

immodesty in general looks sexy but at the same time it tells you that this is probably not someone you want to be long term with

"immodesty" != cheater

There are reasons to not be with a chick other than cheating.

200lbs would be one

Like non-white admixture.

but some of the dudes on here are such prudes

Yes, also over 120 lbs.

"oh noes she wore a two piece bikini a the beach"

"Whooooooooooore"

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