In other news, have you ever worked yourself into a crisis of faith about something, only to later find out that what you thought motivated it wasn't a thing?

Case in point, this story: https://www.rt.com/news/441204-ebola-corpse-stolen-congo/amp/

I had assumed that they did it because of some hocus pocus religious stuff they believed, and worked myself over pretty good wondering how you tell them they are wrong, especially since, if you believe in a religion that says cremation is bad, something like this is absolutely the right thing to do.

Then it turns out that they did it because they don't trust the government, which I would usually be somewhat on board with, but this sounds a little too sovereign citizeny for me.

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1051802388498194433?s=21

@I Know a Fat Guy She’s barely Native American. Lol.

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/no-planet-no-politics-reactions-un-climate-report

I like how they go "there's strong evidence"
>It sounds like it's just the ancestry test, which isnt that accurate
>the number could be as low as 1/512
>almost no DNA for Native Americans exists within the database, so they use other groups they believe are linked

that sounds like some weak-ass shit to me tbh. I'd call her Pocahontas to mock her too
>tfw you are less white than Shaun King and Elizabeth Warren but have blue eyes and carry that sweet sweet blonde gene

imagine. just imagine the horrendous campaign she's going to run in 2020. victim narrative against trump's "bullying" and the whole bit

That’s not even enough to get a scholarship. I have that much Native American in me.

She ought to play up this as a sign that she's 100% American, considering that the ancestors of most Americans have been in this country for fewer generations than you have to go back to find her Native ancestry.

Because we all need a lol

https://twitter.com/B_Azevedo24/status/1051197393058717696?s=19

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37137/warren-releases-study-showing-shes-supremely-white-ben-shapiro

lel

Maybe the alt right will want her now

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37138/plane-passengers-stop-deportation-immigrant-theres-ashe-schow

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37149/backfire-2nd-correction-made-elizabeth-warren-dna-ryan-saavedra

What a nightmare

She must feel like such an idiot

https://twitter.com/johnrobertsfox/status/1051964722789126144?s=21

@I Know a Fat Guy AHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't like Stormy (why would i), but i do feel bad for anyone who has such misguided legal adviser who is telling her she had a case.

she made a lot of money on it. After the allegations she went on a stripping tour using it as a promotion

Ya, i don't feel to bad for her, just the case of having such poor legal advise is crappy for anyone.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37150/san-francisco-wants-solve-its-poop-problem-emily-zanotti

> big tech reliably leftist

> big tech supposedly causes homelessness à la Seattle

> big tech to be taxed higher

Oh God this is just too delicious

Homeless people don't have property taxes, they can pay more!

or something...

Oh man https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/1051979441835003907?s=21

@I Know a Fat Guy _wow_

Man I’m really liking the general uptick in humour even among the most ancient conservatives

I think its more they are realizing you get better responses with humor than rational talk or being mean

Whatever it is, it is most welcome

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1051979912532377600