Message from @Joembin

Discord ID: 513886586081902592


2018-11-19 00:22:49 UTC  

Better have your first aid cert

2018-11-19 00:23:06 UTC  

Uber? Not required, but if someone suffers a seizure in your car and you don’t have a first aid cert

2018-11-19 00:23:12 UTC  

_Guess who’s fucked_

2018-11-19 00:23:26 UTC  

_GUESS WHO’S FUCKED_

2018-11-19 00:23:31 UTC  

_FUCKED AGAIN_

2018-11-19 00:23:40 UTC  

_DRIVER’S FUCKED_

2018-11-19 00:23:45 UTC  

_TELL A FRIEND_

2018-11-19 00:24:05 UTC  

_GUESS WHO’S FUCKED, GUESS WHO’S FUCKED, GUESS WHO’S FUCKED, NA NA NA_

2018-11-19 00:24:23 UTC  

Noice....

2018-11-19 00:27:08 UTC  

I also think there's a clear distinction between putting your mouth on a chick's lips to give CPR and to do it to kiss them. Meaning, you'd KNOW what they're trying to do as they're doing it

2018-11-19 00:27:19 UTC  

Same with the chest presses

2018-11-19 00:30:36 UTC  

Yeah but you’re unconscious

2018-11-19 00:30:56 UTC  

Can’t give consent so anything done to you technically can be classified as assault or battery

2018-11-19 00:42:55 UTC  

I found this a little endearing lol

2018-11-19 00:43:52 UTC  

Nice take Miss Sotomayor!

2018-11-19 00:44:05 UTC  

Someone has a bit more rationality than I gave her credit for

2018-11-19 00:44:27 UTC  

Awwww

2018-11-19 00:44:35 UTC  

I always did like her

2018-11-19 01:21:45 UTC  

Bois

2018-11-19 01:21:49 UTC  

im doing the unthinkable

2018-11-19 01:22:04 UTC  

and probs the blasphemous

2018-11-19 01:24:34 UTC  
2018-11-19 01:24:49 UTC  

If you're uploading gay porn, please give me a warning at least so I can stay away for a while

2018-11-19 01:25:07 UTC  

okay so im in this discord server, and I have a 2nd account posing as this girl

2018-11-19 01:25:20 UTC  

and i've managed to convince everyone that this girl is real

2018-11-19 01:26:17 UTC  

Just what are you planning to do to your newly acquired beta orbiters?

2018-11-19 01:26:36 UTC  

tbh idk yet

2018-11-19 01:26:42 UTC  

i'll find out on the way

2018-11-19 01:26:44 UTC  

Great plan

2018-11-19 01:26:49 UTC  

10/10

2018-11-19 01:26:59 UTC  

Why the compulsion to raid though O:

2018-11-19 01:27:04 UTC  

Any particular reason?

2018-11-19 01:27:10 UTC  

Also, cute avie

2018-11-19 01:27:16 UTC  

well

2018-11-19 01:27:21 UTC  

i wanted to raid

2018-11-19 01:27:28 UTC  

but now i'm playing fucking mind games

2018-11-19 01:27:50 UTC  

<:GWuespThonkVehk:369652657289166852>

2018-11-19 01:27:57 UTC  

How old are you

2018-11-19 05:13:42 UTC  

This is the product of when you're bored as hell.