Message from @Lash-Games
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Like: renounce Islam, get baptised and recite the parable of the lost lamb🤣
even for that, no lol
maybe if you threw a pork diet into it rofl
Or become the bikini-pinup face (and tit) girl for Obcene Uncle Alberts Pork Cracklings
If we want to keep it secular
Or! We could ship off half of southern England’s teenage chicks to join ISIS
Poor fuckers would be committing sepuku with the month
Dont talk shit about Essex girls
their plastic surgeons made me believe in god
there is no way a mere man can be so skilled as to produce some of those women
lol
Why? The two lying underneath me last night were begging me to talk shit about them
that is the only acceptable shit-talking case lol
And it only cost me two packets of crisps and a pint of vodka.
That’s 50% more expensive than two years ago mind you
Bloody immigrants driving the prices up
wait....these quotes are absurd on the second reading lol
When the locals see what real women charge they think they special
"Asked by Times journalist Anthony Loyd whether her experiences of living in the one-time IS stronghold of Raqqa had lived up to her aspirations, Ms Begum said: "Yes, it did. It was like a normal life. The life that they show on the propaganda videos - it's a normal life."
this is so stupid I actually think she is almost meming
She sounds she’s from Chelsea though
You have to admit that it takes some guts and cunning to travel half way around the world to find a white boy who will make you his sex slave...
it really does! lol
I really have to admire this chick.
She knew what she wanted dammit, and she wasn’t going to find it in the fucking U.K.!!!!
because we dont want them rofl
Severed heads, entrails, nothing could deter her from her prey!!!
I love how they made the marriage part sound like it was alottery
"I applied for an english-speaking husband between the ages of 25-30"
I’ve changed my mind. She’s a dangerous beast. Relentless
rofl
what a brilliant fucking sentence lol
This is what happens when people dont have tinder apparently
We let he in, she’s going to become a triple agent
Lol
🤣🤣
its like the fucking ali baba of tinder rofl
🤯
if we let her in she is going to be involved in something eventually
Next plan: Dint invade , just drop 60 million iPhones with satellite uplink accounts and tinder loaded
Plan will fail though
just send them pictures of ladies ankles