I like that I can leave the house all day, go wherever and not have to worry about the cat pissing on the floor and taking a dump in my shoes

Cats are best when skinned, chopped up and stir-fried.

With a side of rice.

Just like the Chinese buffet down the street.

dogs are cucks and cats are fashist

there's a reason wizards never have dogs

Cats are based individualists.

@parrott I'm telling Seamus and trigger all of this when they come back into the kitchen again

If cats could vote, Rand Paul would've won the nomination.

cats are individualist thats why it takes a domniant peronsality to tame them to loyalty

if dogs could vote, whoever gave out the most gibs would get the nomination

> implying Seamus won't be even more craven and simpering when he finds out he's that much further from the sunshine of my favor

You're a monster sir

And a less than capable driver

TAKE THAT

I'm a fine driver. I just don't take passenger comfort into account.

All the best race car drivers are men.

well we know who is not allowed to have keys to the hate bus lol

Generally, white men.

I'm certainly not implying women are good drivers

Danica Patrick's career was totally not an affirmative action stunt.

Race war drivers?

When?

As a NASCAR fan, I'm happy to see Danica leave.

gas the bikes race car now

I'd rather have women drive apcs

But now they're trying to shit up NASCAR with niggers.

they'd run over plenty of nogs

on accident

but still

It'll be funny to see those niggers get 20th every race.

sheeet I cant go fast i might sctatch muh rims I payed 5000 for

You are a good driver @parrott you just don't care if any bumps you go flying over may send me into premature labor when I'm pregnant

My wife complains about my driving too.

You're my favorite outlaw trucker 🤣

I only complain when I'm pregnant or sitting in the back seat

I rode with Parrott. He’s a good driver. At least that one time lol

My problem is my truck dynamically monitored fuel efficiency and there was a tacky reward program, so for three years, I drove like I was playing a video game to get the high score for fuel efficiency. And that involves some compromises.

Real asperger hours

"I've been driving with you for three weeks now, ...and I haven't seen you eat or lose weight."

"I've got soylent powder and instant oatmeal mix in the back that I mix with water."

"Wait, what? ...Nevermind. Nevermind."

I truly feel for your team driver