Message from @Dan V

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2019-04-01 22:44:08 UTC  

not an accurate depiction. he never lost his sandwich

2019-04-01 22:48:33 UTC  

I don't care what the Daily Show has to say... (not sure why anyone would).

2019-04-01 22:59:04 UTC  

The Daily Show is horrible

2019-04-01 23:11:56 UTC  

Was it ever any good? I liked it during Jon Stewart's time, but I was also much more politically ignorant at the time

2019-04-01 23:15:07 UTC  

Noah is just plain awful

2019-04-01 23:19:04 UTC  

^anyone see this?

2019-04-01 23:23:39 UTC  

Noah is terrible but he gets it right 5% of the time

2019-04-01 23:28:33 UTC  

5% might be a bit generous there

2019-04-01 23:39:05 UTC  

What can I say. I'm a nice guy

2019-04-01 23:58:21 UTC  

quick before reading the article. What color was the perpetrator?

2019-04-01 23:58:45 UTC  

Hint: the victim was a black man

2019-04-02 00:07:04 UTC  

I have no idea who that is

2019-04-02 00:10:31 UTC  

I don't know who it was either. Location south LA

2019-04-02 01:08:09 UTC  

Well, since you said the victim was black, I'm going to assume the perp was too.

2019-04-02 01:08:26 UTC  

Because no one kills black people as much as black people.

2019-04-02 01:54:49 UTC  

Jon Stewart was fine but less funny than Colbert, who is now negative funny. I seem to recall Stewart saying people need to get off the Russiagate train and work on producing viable candidates for the election though so he still seemed pretty reasonable

2019-04-02 01:55:20 UTC  

he still got a bit of TDS, though

2019-04-02 01:55:35 UTC  

but he did laud trump for the 9/11 first responders thingy

2019-04-02 01:55:43 UTC  

so wtf knows

2019-04-02 01:56:08 UTC  

He just came across as not liking Trump more than full blown TDS but I haven't followed him closely

2019-04-02 01:56:29 UTC  

hmm

2019-04-02 01:56:37 UTC  

that might be a more fair assessment

2019-04-02 02:00:44 UTC  

I think the network has him ham it up a bit more

2019-04-02 02:01:15 UTC  

Stewart and Oliver are retarded tho

2019-04-02 02:01:31 UTC  

Colbert is a good catholic boy

2019-04-02 02:02:13 UTC  

Oliver is a Kopite so he isn't all bad,

2019-04-02 02:03:02 UTC  

Colbert is a twat

2019-04-02 02:05:15 UTC  

@grant I'm guessing that the perp is black. I have a 50% chance of being correct.

2019-04-02 02:05:19 UTC  

good odds

2019-04-02 02:07:18 UTC  

john oliver hasn't been good since *Community*

2019-04-02 02:29:02 UTC  

Is Jimmy Kimmel also a Catholic?

2019-04-02 02:29:23 UTC  

I seem to recall sarah silverman making fun of him for being religious.

2019-04-02 02:32:54 UTC  

I hate Silverman so much

2019-04-02 02:33:04 UTC  

she used to be funny

2019-04-02 02:33:16 UTC  

good ole' nazi silverman

2019-04-02 02:33:20 UTC  

\O

2019-04-02 04:16:29 UTC  

Did she?

2019-04-02 04:17:01 UTC  

'Back when she was funny,' wasn't her thing just that she was really annoying, rather than being a flaming cunt?

2019-04-02 10:51:38 UTC  

she had her moments