¿Washingtonian? Ya, doubts abound. 😑

It's fan fiction

if you're not declaring war on Canada, can I?

@Lord Zedd
Ya sure, go ahead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

great, I love the sound of crushing leafs under foot

When are we liberating Australia an NZ tho?

do you want to deal with the Emus?
I don't think so

We can at least liberate the reserves they have you living on

Unfuck the administration and leave the rest

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/A-sorcerer-promised-to-help-people-find-love-13825060.php
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/05/07/family-dog-credited-thwarting-baby-abduction/

Oh shit at first I thought that was one article with a really long url.

I was expecting a madcap adventure about a 'love sorcerer' helping a dog stop a baby abduction.

I read that as baby addiction

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511841/Children-8-racist-miss-Islam-trip-Schools-threatening-letter-parents-met-outrage.html

Old article but wow

Actually the age is pretty amazing. This is pre GamerGate

Another senseless mass shooting brought to you by #MomsDemandBloodMoney.
¿Is a million dead not enough for you, Shannon WATTS? ¿What WILL be #Enough? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
https://www.facebook.com/577757255742356/posts/2061932887324778/

When they asked how many children have to die before we support gun control, and we said "all of them", I think they really took it to heart

More than die from abortion

That might actually explain their abortion stance. They can just preemptively kill all the children and then take the guns
🤔

You can't have children die in school shootings if you kill all the children before they're in school *black man thinking meme*

@C1PHER
You might be right about that.

You know, my PTSD was acting up all morning... Like, "Something's wrong..." 😶

I mean that black senator was saying exactly that just last week.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/amy-schumer-is-asking-fans-to-boycott-wendys—and-their-spicy-chicken-nuggets/ar-AAB22zU

We can't have anything nice

Wendy's brought back their spicy nuggets?

shit, I gotta get to one and get some

Imagine having to protect your female workers from being raped while working in a field

What? Amy Schumer has a baby?

You mean to tell me someone fucked that thing?

We don't know when the Spicy Nuggets will return, but one day. One day...

oh good

their reasoning for pulling them in the first place was really fucking stupid

What was the reason?

I thought they were quite tasty

I don't even remember at this point, I just remember reading their blog post about it when they decided to pull them and thinking "that doesn't make any fucking sense"

I do recall them saying they make up a very small percentage of sales

But that's just not important. Having spicy nuggets is the only thing that matters

I used to work at Wendy's (for like, 2 months before I found my first actual full time job) doing night shift

Actually, I think I have that wrong, I think that was Chick-fil-a's excuse for getting rid of Spicy biscuit in their store

I am confusing my spicies