https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/amy-schumer-is-asking-fans-to-boycott-wendys—and-their-spicy-chicken-nuggets/ar-AAB22zU

We can't have anything nice

Wendy's brought back their spicy nuggets?

shit, I gotta get to one and get some

Imagine having to protect your female workers from being raped while working in a field

What? Amy Schumer has a baby?

You mean to tell me someone fucked that thing?

We don't know when the Spicy Nuggets will return, but one day. One day...

oh good

their reasoning for pulling them in the first place was really fucking stupid

What was the reason?

I thought they were quite tasty

I don't even remember at this point, I just remember reading their blog post about it when they decided to pull them and thinking "that doesn't make any fucking sense"

I do recall them saying they make up a very small percentage of sales

But that's just not important. Having spicy nuggets is the only thing that matters

I used to work at Wendy's (for like, 2 months before I found my first actual full time job) doing night shift

Actually, I think I have that wrong, I think that was Chick-fil-a's excuse for getting rid of Spicy biscuit in their store

I am confusing my spicies

the best part of it was that at the end of the day, we got to eat the rest of the nuggets and fries, when we were closing up

the worst part was that it was right as the 4 for 4 was introduced

I still remember the first day Wendy's started selling them

we had people going through the drive through asking for 10 or more of the meals

was fucking crazy

I grew up on Spicy Nuggets, they were like my Tickle-me Elmo. They were real mates 😂

lmao

That's funny

Sometimes I play around with the 4 for 4 deal on my app

I need one US militry veteran, preferably army, still able to squeeze into a uniform, willing to go on camera once per day for a month. DM if interested.

Is this some kind of kink request?

@Bowman151
No, don't be disgusting. 😤

wow...https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-measles-europe/who-issues-warning-as-measles-infects-34000-in-europe-this-year-idUSKCN1SD0SA

It doesn’t surprise me given how many stupid people there are in Europe

The us freaks out about a few hundred cases, Europe generally ignores 10s of thousands

Amazing: "Measles is a highly contagious disease that can kill and cause blindness, deafness or brain damage. It can be prevented with two doses of an effective vaccine, but - in part due to pockets of unvaccinated people - it is currently spreading in outbreaks in many parts of the world including in the United States, the Philippines and Thailand."

Hmm. Europe curiously ignored

I am sure nobody is allowed in the media to talk about a correlation between Africans moving into Europe and Measles becoming an issue in Europe again...

https://www.themarysue.com/stop-telling-brie-larson-how-to-act-its-exhausting/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop telling *me* how to act!

What is she a teenager?

"It’s not my fault if you’re the kind of person who can’t figure out a joke" I'm sure the author would say the same thing about Sargon's tweet/s