I can't help but think if you are trying to emulate a trick Houdini was known for, and you are at risk of dying, you have already failed.

it was more likely all the shit in the indian river that killed him than the magician actually failing

"A 21-year-old Pittsburgh resident accused of planning an attack on a Christian church on the city's North Side and providing resources to ISIS has been arrested."
But don't worry, there's totally no terrorist threat, we're just Islamophobic racist xenophobes here. 😠😠🤬🤬 #9er17
https://www.wtae.com/amp/article/pittsburgh-resident-syrian-man-arrested-on-terrorism-charges-after-planning-attack-on-christian-church/28108243

The cake shop lawsuits have nothing on what this could become.
https://amp.knoxnews.com/amp/1497351001

At least with the cake shop they denied custom work, but wouldn't flat out deny service.

Pretty sure this is entirely illegal. If the church members show up at a specific time, discriminating against them based off their beliefs is no beuno.

https://web.archive.org/web/20130410143140/http://gonzoj.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/sas-survival-handbook-revised-edition.pdf

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/how-74-tons-of-venezuelas-gold-landed-in-africa-and-vanished/ar-AAD3P9o

But that's not Birch Gold!

Remake demographics, huh?
https://twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1141162256408952832

🤔

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This is an admission that demographics are important to her. If she’s opposed to the policy for other reasons why not state them instead?

She's trying to say that Trump is working toward creating a white ethnostate, but in a way that completely lacks awareness

how does stopping illegal immigration remake demographics?
you'd think it'd be retaining it

Maybe if this were the 1950s and he was trying to preserve the current demographics would that statement have made any sense

Yeah if he were remaking demographics you’d have to deport actual citizens

He's standing in the way of *PROGRESS*

@C1PHER
Remember the first rule of leftists: *"Accuse the opposition of that for which you yourself are guilty."*

https://twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1141708062627176448?s=20

wouldn't Stacy be the basic bitch?

https://apnews.com/6157d29563584c35a2adf6a004f89117

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7160147/US-said-late-stages-YouTube-kids-video-investigation.html

Good

It's their largest market so it will finally kill them

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/parenting/saskatchewan-to-continue-using-birth-alerts-despite-calls-by-inquiry-to-stop/ar-AAD7SY3?OCID=ansmsnnews11

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/trudeau-promises-to-legislate-implementation-of-undrip-if-re-elected/ar-AAD7Ugb?OCID=ansmsnnews11

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/meghan-mccain-yells-at-joy-behar-on-the-view-dont-feel-bad-for-me-bitch-190717660.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU1aIFOftqI

Right leaning people = gtfo
Trans though, priceless

I'm reasonably sure that the entire story is false, because I've never heard of a single story about anyone causing an issue because the name on the credit card didn't match the id given.

People use credit cards with another person's name on them all the time, I've never seen it cause a problem

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-48708853

If you wanna read up the Iran situation, but in a fun way

@micamike45
I have seen clerks demand ID with a credit card, but not as often as all that...

goddamn i love BBC pidgin

i still can't believe the british government pays for that

That's not all they pay for

I still don't see how BBC publishing a version of their website in Pidgen isn't pretty racist.

Considering that it seems to me to say that they think that foreigners are too stupid to learn to read actual English, so they will pander to them by writing how they actually speak.

y u be dis wey

Though I guess it's not really racist. Probably more classist than anything.