https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/brie-larson-for-star-wars

Accelerate the end times. Fulfill the prophecy

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna989651

https://people.com/human-interest/grandmother-surrogate-cecile-eledge-has-body-of-40-year-old/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/06/us-woman-61-says-being-surrogate-was-gift-for-her-son-and-his-husband

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47780124

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/shannonkeating/gay-parents-surrogacy-pregnancy-omaha-nebraska-ivf

This 61-Year-Old Woman Just Gave Birth To Harambe Clone

Matthew Eledge and Elliot Rodger of Omaha, Nebraska, needed a surrogate to carry their baby. They never expected she would turn out to be Matthew’s mother.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.timesofindia.com/city/delhi/man-beaten-to-death-for-stopping-youths-from-peeing-in-open/amp_articleshow/58886259.cms

https://www.instagram.com/officialreaper33/
@Shire!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452158174502322177/598695899824259100/yKNPbnSqyeqQbzWENwrtssvz.png
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/social-media-video-shows-person-licking-medical-equipment-in-doctors-office-causes-concern-online/ar-AAE8AHY

zero to execution

depends what the equipment is being used for and where she got it

For fucks sake people. Stop licking things.

Tell her to lick a transmission wire next

Or a cock...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/07/09/metal-drinking-straw-fatally-impales-woman-england/1684768001/

Assault straws

That’s why they need to make the straws out of tampons. It’ll be a much safer world once we’re all sucking Starbucks out of tampons while we shit in our diapers

I don't mean to sound so gruesome about it, but I was kinda hoping that this story came out of California, so we could say that this was the direct result of their ban on real straws.

I will stick with reeds...

@Railingo single reeds or double reeds?

music joke

yeeboi

They make paper straws.

Don’t know how good they are.

Paper straws are terrible. They slowly dissolve into woody tasting pulp in your mouth.

Blegh.

lol. Didn’t know that.

Maybe there are better ones but I've used them a couple of times and no thank you.

Engineered wooden straws should fix everything then.

Yeah gotta love sucking on Chinese wood glue...

Lol

Lol. May not require that

Honestly stainless steel straws sound pretty good. The occasional freak accident doesn't scare me; people die in all kinds of horrifying ways now and then.

Right

I just don’t want to buy a straw that I have to carry everywhere

But what if it were also a pen, a laser pointer, a self defense weapon and a cigarette holder?

Utili-straw

Swiss Army Straw

lol