"Just two cities is three cities too many!"

We’ll compromise then: no more sexual orientation or gender parades of any kind forever. Everyone keep it in their respective bedrooms and piss off.

They think every day is a straight pride day.

that's weird because i don't remember ever going to a parade

Hey, anyone remember the story a while back when Target sponsored a child drag event? Or am I making this up in my mind?

@Dan V
Same here...
@MageVortex
No, that happened...

I'm tryin gto find a link to any story covering it, but google is stonewalling me

duckduckgo isn't helping either, though it does mention whole foods sponsoring such an event

🤔

https://twitter.com/juliascorupco/status/1153149067465113601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1153149067465113601&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Famerican-airlines-passenger-kicked-off-144000110.html

when you calculate all the lgbt days/weeks/months in a year, they get 4 months and one week in total days

dafuq

yup

They genuinely do not deserve it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_events#United_States

it's probably more if you include all the small stuff

The largest comprised list of "feels-good whoring" events.

https://apple.news/AYcQomF3hR02rAdZt5aKD3g

To be fair, a lot of those are local holiday events that are the same holiday just at different times in different cities.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/puberty-is-not-a-disease-italian-council-moves-to-ban-gender-bending-drugs-for-kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-not-a-slippery-slope-says-movement-hurtling-down-slope-at-maximum-velocity

slippery slope implies sliding unintentionally, these buffoons are tobogganing full speed down said slope

https://www.ajc.com/blog/jamie-dupree/trump-administration-resume-capital-punishment/Fw9MBIYTwKkuAEAhWU0tSI/

```“There’s enough violence in the world. The government shouldn’t add to it,” said Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT). “When I am president, we will abolish the death penalty.”```

I've only been against the death penalty due to a imperfect Justice System, but Bernie Sander's is a ripe example of Smooth Brain mentality.

These are so good! Many funny! Much lulz!
https://www.instagram.com/abolition.memes/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1154438711167205377?s=09

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1154470381098590210?s=09

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1154464873822195712

@C1PHER honestly that one looks like he escaped Area 51

i love Knowles

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ...
***¡GOD DAMN IT SNOPES!***

https://youtu.be/DIsEMsWuhTI

https://youtu.be/IOEJoDtTy-I

@[DGI]tech people who are against death penalty want to protect the rights of an individual over the social cost are the same people who put social cost above indivudual rights in so mamy other aspects of governing

Like where?

i like the idea of the death penalty but government has shown time and time again that it fucks it up

I have a coworker who believes that the Electoral College is obsolete because of "ma collective good."

Also, that is my only caveat: an imperfect justice system.

But, likewise, there are so many resources wasted as a result.

feelsbadman