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they banned him because he disclosed the first zero-day after they told him that they weren't going to fix it, idiots

did mandatory escape a psych ward? is that why he looks like he's wearing a hospital gown and hiding in an abandoned office building?

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1164235718241267712

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-organized-armed-force-that-could-fight-back-against-antifa

Something something, abortion is a human right: https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2019-08-21/venezuela-crisis-pushes-women-into-forced-motherhood

wtf is forced motherhood? Were they raped? Can they not put their kids up for adoption?

There's no birth control, *thanks patriarchy*

Actually, it's a good argument for leftists against socialism.
Socialism takes away a womans "right to choose"

at least when the money runs out, as it always does

The blue checkmark strikes again
https://twitter.com/MrBrendanJay/status/1164328737221074945

I'm disappointed that no one said 'you are literally too stupid to mock.'

https://twitter.com/MrBrendanJay/status/1164395372485255168

This is to stupid to be true

Gotta love them asian white supremacists

Just assume the blue check mark means he's a certified retard and it all makes sense

Although that doesn't help Andy...

I love the term "Recreational White Supremacist"

y'all are amateurs

Recreational white supremacists, weekend warriors division

👀

Super-racist, but only on the weekends

Or on holidays

@Draco552
Never underestimate the stupidity of extremists.

🤔

Which one's older?

Hmmmmm

I certainly didn't hear about it before now
https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2019/08/08/mass-killing-heard-nothing/

https://nypost.com/2019/08/22/drugged-up-man-busted-after-trying-to-use-gauze-band-aids-to-fix-flat-tires-cops/

*"Mission Viejo."*
Huh. I thought meth was a Northern California thing... Where I grew up was the states unofficial meth capital when I was a kid, more meth cookers within a mile of my house per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Montana-hailstorm-slaughters-11-000-birds-14366687.php

I've seen similar happen after a storm in North Dakota

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/22/google-is-getting-rid-of-dessert-names-for-android.html

Yeah I actually can't believe how disappointed this made me

Look, they probably just couldn't think of any good desserts for R and are trying to cover it up with a good virtue signal

Raspberry

Pi

oh sit

Yeah I was thinking that since the next one's Q

Rhubarb Pie

gross