And yet here I am...
I'd rather you just saif *"Thank you,"* or better, to pick up a pen and cut a check.

@Mandatory Carry "read religious books."

Ohh you mean the Quran?

...
No... No, @DJ_Anuz, I would **NEVER** ask you to do something I don't do myself, Quran or otherwise... ¿You sure you tagged the *right* faggot?

It was the link you posted. The shooter in the article read religious books regularly or something, and visited Pakistan.

CNN trying to cover up the fact he just got his 72 virgins.

*¡OH! I got it now...*
No, that was about hate crimes in general. I'd ***NEVER*** ask you to do something I can't and won't do. 😉

https://www.zdnet.com/article/researcher-publishes-second-steam-zero-day-after-getting-banned-on-valves-bug-bounty-program/

<:cmonBruh:585593043781025847>

they banned him because he disclosed the first zero-day after they told him that they weren't going to fix it, idiots

did mandatory escape a psych ward? is that why he looks like he's wearing a hospital gown and hiding in an abandoned office building?

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1164235718241267712

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-organized-armed-force-that-could-fight-back-against-antifa

Something something, abortion is a human right: https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2019-08-21/venezuela-crisis-pushes-women-into-forced-motherhood

wtf is forced motherhood? Were they raped? Can they not put their kids up for adoption?

There's no birth control, *thanks patriarchy*

Actually, it's a good argument for leftists against socialism.
Socialism takes away a womans "right to choose"

at least when the money runs out, as it always does

The blue checkmark strikes again
https://twitter.com/MrBrendanJay/status/1164328737221074945

I'm disappointed that no one said 'you are literally too stupid to mock.'

https://twitter.com/MrBrendanJay/status/1164395372485255168

This is to stupid to be true

Gotta love them asian white supremacists

Just assume the blue check mark means he's a certified retard and it all makes sense

Although that doesn't help Andy...

I love the term "Recreational White Supremacist"

y'all are amateurs

Recreational white supremacists, weekend warriors division

👀

Super-racist, but only on the weekends

Or on holidays

@Draco552
Never underestimate the stupidity of extremists.

🤔

Which one's older?

Hmmmmm

I certainly didn't hear about it before now
https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2019/08/08/mass-killing-heard-nothing/

https://nypost.com/2019/08/22/drugged-up-man-busted-after-trying-to-use-gauze-band-aids-to-fix-flat-tires-cops/

*"Mission Viejo."*
Huh. I thought meth was a Northern California thing... Where I grew up was the states unofficial meth capital when I was a kid, more meth cookers within a mile of my house per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Montana-hailstorm-slaughters-11-000-birds-14366687.php

I've seen similar happen after a storm in North Dakota

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/22/google-is-getting-rid-of-dessert-names-for-android.html

Yeah I actually can't believe how disappointed this made me