https://web.archive.org/web/20190930162555/https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/virginia-sixth-grader-now-says-she-falsely-accused-classmates-of-cutting-her-hair/2019/09/30/ad0cbd92-e390-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html

fake noose confirmed

that was quick

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/girl-who-claimed-hair-was-cut-in-racist-attack-admits-she-made-it-up/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Is this the girl from yesterday's stream?

that was quick

😂😂😂

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1060086

https://ktla.com/2019/09/30/12-year-old-girl-recants-allegation-that-3-boys-pinned-her-down-cut-her-dreadlocks-at-virginia-school/

that was quick

I may have heard about that burglary/ shooting. The lesson was, if you fired a shot and weren't sure if you hit the guy, call the police

Oh sorry I didn't see previous

yes, same girl, same story

https://www.chron.com/local/article/anti-homeless-boulders-San-Francisco-remove-city-14475454.php#item-85307-tbla-5

wtf

that's a woman after matt mundane's heart

honestly i thought it was going to be a mundane matt joke at first

haha i forgot about that.

https://www.c4isrnet.com/intel-geoint/sensors/2019/09/30/stealthy-no-more-a-german-radar-vendor-says-it-tracked-the-f-35-jet-in-2018-from-a-pony-farm/

Okay this happened.
https://www.bibliatodo.com/En/christian-news/climate-activist-greta-thunberg-proclaimed-successor-of-christ-by-the-church-of-sweden/
https://sputniknews.com/viral/201812041070366099-sweden-church-jesus/
The source of the articles is this tweet.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Limhamnskyrka/status/1068826078498758656
My cursory research shows the twitter account is operated by a diocese of the swedish state church
My translation (note my swedish is worse than my english, or german)
_Proclamation! Jesus of Nazarat have now appointed one of his disciple, the actual Greta Thurnberg_

I suppose that's triple-confirmed now

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/09/30/president-pelosi-it-could-happen/

Apparently Pence will be forced out of office too

using MAGIC

https://www.aocactionfigure.com/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%7B%7Bcampaign.name%7D%7D&utm_content=product_shot&fbclid=IwAR1XkMp1sxdvh1mZKOf_a6TsPbsrCP1QSH09fpvFxlMwmQZ2lEL0gHR-tCI

Oh god

it only gets better
https://shop.fctry.com/products/donald-trump-action-figure

"Now we're going to use our little Drumpfs to trump Drumpf"

bibble babble drippble drabble

"That'll sure show him"

He'll never recover

Take that Cheeto Mussolini

I haven't heard that one before. I kind of like it

I live outside of Seattle. Ive heard them all at this point

These nicknames are something 5th graders would come up with.
And then you see it being used by 30-50 year old "adults"

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/04/business/energy-environment/martin-weitzman-dead.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdFS59giRpo

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/furey-parents-need-to-keep-a-close-eye-on-what-the-climate-strike-tells-their-kids/amp

https://www.greencarreports.com/news/1125274_commentary-impeaching-and-removing-trump-will-save-electric-cars

I’m a big supporter of EVs and this article doesn’t help at all.

This is absurd and incorrect