Message from @Mystic axe

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2019-10-25 09:29:02 UTC  

cuz i was like wait what

2019-10-25 09:31:23 UTC  

I'd say it's him saying it more forcefully without yelling and signaling his jailor

2019-10-25 09:31:37 UTC  

oh perhaps thats what it is

2019-10-25 09:32:16 UTC  

note he looks up and around when he says it

2019-10-25 12:59:19 UTC  

In other news the sky is still blue

2019-10-25 12:59:40 UTC  

slow news day at mentalfloss

2019-10-25 13:00:24 UTC  

I hear studies are being done on water to establish that it is, indeed, wet'

2019-10-25 13:00:44 UTC  

So my calls to drink the pain away were right all along.

2019-10-25 13:00:47 UTC  

Unless it’s frozen

2019-10-25 13:01:11 UTC  

alright mister nuclear physicist

2019-10-25 13:01:25 UTC  

Schrodinger’s water

2019-10-25 16:27:06 UTC  

So glad I don't have Snapchat...

2019-10-25 18:43:41 UTC  
2019-10-25 20:42:37 UTC  

https://twitter.com/kim_siever/status/1187728568618573824?s=21 feel as if this is the same spiel that trump got....

2019-10-25 20:45:35 UTC  

One of the comments was “someone will blame truedou for it”

2019-10-25 21:05:39 UTC  

or she is a cunt and her constituency is making that known

2019-10-25 21:22:13 UTC  

and she still lost

2019-10-25 22:00:57 UTC  

Yeah. That plan is dumb.

2019-10-25 22:02:48 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry nah she's probably actually a cunt :^)

2019-10-26 00:30:56 UTC  

The cash for clunkers program after Obama rolled it out was widely regarded as a huge joke, but why would that stop Chucky Schmucky from doubling down?

2019-10-26 01:16:01 UTC  
2019-10-26 01:32:09 UTC  

🤡

2019-10-26 01:32:44 UTC  

I'm very conflicted about that story

2019-10-26 01:34:09 UTC  

Yeah it seems like they are both completely socially retarded. But I don’t think that’s anything anyone should be criminally charged for.

2019-10-26 01:35:22 UTC  

Very tempted to make a Ron Weasley joke...

2019-10-26 01:36:00 UTC  

Not going to do it though

2019-10-26 01:36:14 UTC  

back in the day, the woman would have slapped the dude and left it at that

2019-10-26 01:36:23 UTC  

and we would all move on with our lives

2019-10-26 01:39:55 UTC  
2019-10-26 01:45:35 UTC  

To be fair, we were wrong about the idea that polyamory would be next. To be honest, I would have preferred the next step in degeneracy was that Yusuf deserves his eight wives rather than "Suck my dick, bigot!"

2019-10-26 01:53:15 UTC  

So how long until bigamy is legalized?