Message from @pokemon_fetish

Discord ID: 628472184859525120


2019-09-30 21:39:35 UTC  

A sten with a G36 rail (somehow) attached on top, which has a Dollar Store flashlight taped on. The stock looks weird too.

2019-09-30 21:39:41 UTC  

an abomination

2019-09-30 21:39:52 UTC  

Where's mine?

2019-09-30 21:52:32 UTC  

*I'll take your entire stock!*

2019-10-01 01:27:55 UTC  

@Legalize thoughts on Pilot Elite 95s?

2019-10-01 01:31:06 UTC  

You prefer larger pens in the hand?

2019-10-01 01:31:57 UTC  

That's a lot of pen

2019-10-01 01:34:03 UTC  

whoa holy carp 🐟 I had not realized it was made from basalt

2019-10-01 01:34:13 UTC  

That's pretty cool.

2019-10-01 01:36:12 UTC  

Sort of reminds me of the "Big Bang" set of 1911's

2019-10-01 01:36:30 UTC  

Those are _out of this world_ though.

2019-10-01 01:40:03 UTC  

They are a pair of mirror image 1911 handguns which are literally made out of machined meteorite. They are in fact space guns.

2019-10-01 01:41:41 UTC  

If someone out there has mad a pen or pencil set made of metallic meteorite, I need their name and address, and work schedule, like pronto... for archival and educational purposes of course.

2019-10-01 01:51:54 UTC  

Palladium or Gold nibs?

2019-10-01 01:52:12 UTC  

I've actually not heard of palladium being used before reading about this pen.

2019-10-01 05:13:16 UTC  

Wasn't Anakin a palladium?

2019-10-01 06:01:16 UTC  

Sorry

2019-10-01 06:01:39 UTC  

@Legalize I laughed out loud at your universal basic fountain pen platform

2019-10-01 06:02:20 UTC  

Blondle said she doesn't know why that angers her so much, I have no idea why it makes me laugh so much

2019-10-01 06:04:05 UTC  

I noticed a flaw in their Sunday Show intro that I wanted to call in about

2019-10-01 06:04:26 UTC  

Part of me wants to just spew it out here, I am like that, can't hold a birthday/xmas gift, gotta give it right away

2019-10-01 06:04:48 UTC  

@Legalize you like some heft in your hand. well ive got what you want

2019-10-01 06:05:58 UTC  

sup

2019-10-01 06:31:56 UTC  

I wanna call in Wed

2019-10-01 06:32:10 UTC  

but fuck, it's been on the tip of my bung forever

2019-10-01 06:32:41 UTC  

"Your favorite youtube podcast DUO" "AND a white female TOO"

2019-10-01 06:32:55 UTC  

I think the devil makes three here

2019-10-01 06:32:59 UTC  

Matt is 2-spirited

2019-10-01 07:32:00 UTC  

*""Your favorite youtube podcast DUO" (sound bite, hysterical guy [sorta] screams "you fucking a a white male") "AND a white female TOO"*

2019-10-01 07:35:25 UTC  

get your fascist mandatory carry ass out of here

2019-10-01 07:35:43 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry How ya doing buddy? Hope all is well

2019-10-01 07:36:59 UTC  

I'm at work. 😔

2019-10-01 07:37:47 UTC  

And I'm not a fascist, *"people"* like me aren't exactly welcomed with open arms at book burnings... 🤐

2019-10-01 07:38:09 UTC  

i referenced the other sound bite

2019-10-01 07:38:11 UTC  

anyways

2019-10-01 07:39:12 UTC  

Was just asking how you're doing

2019-10-01 07:39:23 UTC  

Don't answer, get back to work.

2019-10-01 07:43:04 UTC  

Oh. That was the third...

2019-10-01 10:23:07 UTC  

get back to work

2019-10-01 13:40:36 UTC  

Walmart has Ms. Monopoly out on shelves. I have half a mind to purchase it and drinks for my usual board game group and see if one of the three guys in it can take on the one girl in it. Then afterwards box it up and return it to Walmart shaming them for selling something so openly sexist.