Message from @Mandatory Carry

Discord ID: 628495564593692682


2019-10-01 01:40:03 UTC  

They are a pair of mirror image 1911 handguns which are literally made out of machined meteorite. They are in fact space guns.

2019-10-01 01:41:41 UTC  

If someone out there has mad a pen or pencil set made of metallic meteorite, I need their name and address, and work schedule, like pronto... for archival and educational purposes of course.

2019-10-01 01:51:54 UTC  

Palladium or Gold nibs?

2019-10-01 01:52:12 UTC  

I've actually not heard of palladium being used before reading about this pen.

2019-10-01 05:13:16 UTC  

Wasn't Anakin a palladium?

2019-10-01 06:01:16 UTC  

Sorry

2019-10-01 06:01:39 UTC  

@Legalize I laughed out loud at your universal basic fountain pen platform

2019-10-01 06:02:20 UTC  

Blondle said she doesn't know why that angers her so much, I have no idea why it makes me laugh so much

2019-10-01 06:04:05 UTC  

I noticed a flaw in their Sunday Show intro that I wanted to call in about

2019-10-01 06:04:26 UTC  

Part of me wants to just spew it out here, I am like that, can't hold a birthday/xmas gift, gotta give it right away

2019-10-01 06:04:48 UTC  

@Legalize you like some heft in your hand. well ive got what you want

2019-10-01 06:05:58 UTC  

sup

2019-10-01 06:31:56 UTC  

I wanna call in Wed

2019-10-01 06:32:10 UTC  

but fuck, it's been on the tip of my bung forever

2019-10-01 06:32:41 UTC  

"Your favorite youtube podcast DUO" "AND a white female TOO"

2019-10-01 06:32:55 UTC  

I think the devil makes three here

2019-10-01 06:32:59 UTC  

Matt is 2-spirited

2019-10-01 07:32:00 UTC  

*""Your favorite youtube podcast DUO" (sound bite, hysterical guy [sorta] screams "you fucking a a white male") "AND a white female TOO"*

2019-10-01 07:35:25 UTC  

get your fascist mandatory carry ass out of here

2019-10-01 07:35:43 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry How ya doing buddy? Hope all is well

2019-10-01 07:36:59 UTC  

I'm at work. 😔

2019-10-01 07:37:47 UTC  

And I'm not a fascist, *"people"* like me aren't exactly welcomed with open arms at book burnings... 🤐

2019-10-01 07:38:09 UTC  

i referenced the other sound bite

2019-10-01 07:38:11 UTC  

anyways

2019-10-01 07:39:12 UTC  

Was just asking how you're doing

2019-10-01 07:39:23 UTC  

Don't answer, get back to work.

2019-10-01 07:43:04 UTC  

Oh. That was the third...

2019-10-01 10:23:07 UTC  

get back to work

2019-10-01 13:40:36 UTC  

Walmart has Ms. Monopoly out on shelves. I have half a mind to purchase it and drinks for my usual board game group and see if one of the three guys in it can take on the one girl in it. Then afterwards box it up and return it to Walmart shaming them for selling something so openly sexist.

2019-10-01 15:25:50 UTC  

>adding to the sales count

2019-10-01 16:47:07 UTC  

He said he would return it. Which sounds like a great idea

2019-10-01 18:32:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358326373594693642/628660548187455539/Screenshot_20191001-1428432.png

2019-10-01 21:08:30 UTC  

...
Once again, Radical Centrism FTW.

2019-10-01 21:34:33 UTC  

Illegal aliens*
Us legal immigrants get the short stick on that shit too since we actually have to follow laws while illegals drive the wages down for all of us

2019-10-01 21:45:24 UTC  

Where are you from?

2019-10-01 22:03:38 UTC  

@wolfman1911 originally from Sweden, been in the US since 2016

2019-10-01 22:08:02 UTC  

Nice

2019-10-01 22:09:47 UTC  

@Legalize I wont be a US citizen till my application have been approved Ive taken the oath

2019-10-01 22:10:02 UTC  

Applying next year

2019-10-01 22:10:34 UTC  

Anyone here artists? I'm starting from square one and am wanting to get to a point I can begin doing a web comic. I'm literally so basic I'm doing lines and circles right now to build up dexterity xD

2019-10-01 22:11:41 UTC  

Ugh