how did you hit your eye mowing the lawn

Blade hit a rock.
Mickety's lucky to be alive and EPSTIEN didn't kill himself.

EDIT: FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT. 😠

Kevin: Aragorn
Matt: Frodo
Blonde: Samwise
Legalize: Meri
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Shire: Gimli
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Nyaboron: Treebeard
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Sargon:Elrond
Vanessa: Galadriel
Nutz: Faramir
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Weepy: Shelob the Spider
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Big T: Tom Bombadil
Dell's ma: Balrog
Wyntr: Eru Ilúvatar
The Rest of the server: Minor Characters(in our hearts)

woah

yep

So who's the old archer who fires too early at Helm's Deep?

I nominate Charlie Kirk for Wormtongue

Or maybe Ben

I mean... I'm a lot better looking than Viggo Mortensen...

>abby shapiro: arwen
I'm dying.

I think the old Archer's name was Seymour @HeroicOvenmitt

I don't know

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist at least your character fucks her

Right?

It all works out in the end

Didn't Aragorn get around though?

You trying to imply something there fam?

No...

Lol. Fair enough.

There are three things that you can look upon forever
1) How water flows
2) How fire burns
3) How Epstein is not killing himself

@Wyntr
http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=9555

hey

pure love with Abby

doesn't sound to bad for you man

Lol.

Now... do the far superior work.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wheel_of_Time

Wait a sec, is Liv Tyler chosen...?

lol damn im tom bombadil eh? ok thats bad ass

^

I think the important thing to take from that is you need to fuck off to your meadow.

haha

>be Tom bombadil
>be meadow nigger
>have weird jewlry fetish
>tfw

power is a helluva drug bro

you should be leveraging my power 😛

based

I want a Virgin Bombadil vs Chad Aragorn, but there doesn't seem to be a high enough demand for this.

And I'm way too lazy.

its very niche

Tom Bombadil was a good character that got excluded from the movies.