Message from @uncephalized

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2019-11-17 18:15:29 UTC  

Real Irish are genetically hangover proof. You ain't real.

2019-11-17 18:15:59 UTC  

Lol. You've never met a mick if you actually believe that.

2019-11-17 18:20:40 UTC  

Lol. I hung out with a group of em in Krakow on holiday. They just wanted to talk shit about America and sell me coke. They were on holiday for a bachelor's party. Wild fucks.

2019-11-17 18:29:10 UTC  

I keep telling you. Those guys were Mossad.

2019-11-17 18:38:04 UTC  

That's a possibility, tho I'd finger other people before the drunk micks watching rugby

2019-11-17 18:53:46 UTC  

Wait... so you finger banged these dudes?

2019-11-17 19:09:17 UTC  

What else are the Irish for

2019-11-17 19:11:20 UTC  

🤷
Must be a motherland thing. I've never been finger banged.

2019-11-17 21:18:04 UTC  

And you're Catholic?!

2019-11-17 21:18:40 UTC  

Correct.

2019-11-17 21:18:54 UTC  

The two are intimately related in fact.

2019-11-17 21:20:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358326373594693642/645735139313319947/Screenshot_20191117-162049_Chrome.jpg

2019-11-17 21:29:54 UTC  

Every year I live over 25 adds 10% to my hangovers.

2019-11-17 21:30:41 UTC  

Right? Not ideal.

2019-11-17 21:31:00 UTC  

A big part of why I rarely get hammered anymore.

2019-11-17 21:31:04 UTC  

Same.

2019-11-17 21:31:16 UTC  

At 32 I just don't bounce anymore.

2019-11-17 21:31:30 UTC  

Lots of water while you are drinking is really the key to avoiding it though.

2019-11-17 21:31:40 UTC  

Taking B vitamins the night of helps too.

2019-11-17 21:31:51 UTC  

Plus, life's pretty great. No need to dull your senses most of the time.

2019-11-17 21:32:10 UTC  

But at 17 drinks you're going to be hurting next day no matter what you do. That's a big dose.

2019-11-17 21:32:20 UTC  

Indeed.

2019-11-17 21:32:20 UTC  

Agreed, I quit weed for the same reason.

2019-11-17 21:32:47 UTC  

Plus it was giving me anxiety.

2019-11-17 21:33:14 UTC  

Yeah, the biggest issue with the "just drink water" is at some point you get too hammered to remember to do it.

2019-11-17 21:34:10 UTC  

That and if you drink the couple of gallons of water it would take at that point you wouldn't have time to keep drinking between piss breaks.

2019-11-17 21:34:34 UTC  

Hyponatremia rears its ugly head at that point too.

2019-11-17 21:38:47 UTC  

Yup.

2019-11-17 21:38:58 UTC  

But... hangover's gone.

2019-11-17 21:39:25 UTC  

Of course now I have to deal with the shit that made me wanna get plastered...

2019-11-17 21:39:31 UTC  

Feels bad man.

2019-11-18 04:18:10 UTC  

Matt: let the free market decide
Paypal bans pornhub
Matt: how dare you moralize to me

2019-11-18 04:18:44 UTC  

Seems a bit off to me...

2019-11-18 04:22:24 UTC  

it isn't. He's allowed to be upset as a consumer, and try to take his business elsewhere
However
>paying for pornhub

2019-11-18 04:25:13 UTC  

he literally used the first ammedment arguement in the show

2019-11-18 04:25:17 UTC  

as if that applies

2019-11-18 04:25:46 UTC  

The principle of free speech exists even if it's not against the constitutional amendment

2019-11-18 04:26:31 UTC  

If you think it's not okay for the government to oppress us, but it is for the corporations then I'm just going to have to disagree with you even if it's not technically a constitutional issue.

2019-11-18 04:28:32 UTC  

The government just outsourced their oppression to "private" companies

2019-11-18 04:28:54 UTC  

The owner of private property must decide the use of that property, or else it's not private property

2019-11-18 04:30:20 UTC  

You own the fruit of your labor, no one has a higher claim than you- so if you dont want your property used to promote speech you disagree with, you dont have to