Message from @Goose

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2019-07-14 05:01:56 UTC  

the bear can kill the tiger with his claws so his head can stay at a save distance and the tiger has to use his teeth for the kill so he has to expose his head

2019-07-14 05:01:56 UTC  

they're my favorite things

2019-07-14 05:02:01 UTC  

centipedes are brutal

2019-07-14 05:03:15 UTC  

Tigers can tackle bears larger than themselves, using an ambushing tactic and jumping onto the bear from an overhead position, grabbing it by the chin with one fore paw and by the throat with the other, and then killing it with a bite in the spinal column.

2019-07-14 05:03:43 UTC  

BTW same size are we talking weight or length?

2019-07-14 05:03:49 UTC  

This may come as a surprise

2019-07-14 05:03:51 UTC  

but

2019-07-14 05:03:52 UTC  

Ok, I should have specified that this is a 'fair' fight with neither getting a jump on the other.

2019-07-14 05:03:56 UTC  

Same weight.

2019-07-14 05:04:00 UTC  

I'm more of a goose person

2019-07-14 05:04:04 UTC  

Hahaha

2019-07-14 05:04:13 UTC  

Tiger and bear vs goose?

2019-07-14 05:04:25 UTC  

of the same size

2019-07-14 05:04:33 UTC  

Geese are pathetically harmless lol

2019-07-14 05:05:06 UTC  

tiny bear or giant goose?

2019-07-14 05:05:09 UTC  

A goose-sized chicken would murder a goose

2019-07-14 05:06:04 UTC  

I was told their wings can break a childs arm

2019-07-14 05:06:26 UTC  

but maybe parents say that to keep u away from the water

2019-07-14 05:06:35 UTC  

havent tried it

2019-07-14 05:09:29 UTC  

I'm sure they could knock some people out it they clock you in the right spot

2019-07-14 05:09:37 UTC  

unlikely though

2019-07-14 05:10:00 UTC  

My Toulouse female is far stronger than my Chinese gander

2019-07-14 05:10:30 UTC  

Ussuri brown bears, along with the smaller Asian black bears constitute 2.1% of the Siberian tiger's annual diet

2019-07-14 05:10:41 UTC  

dang

2019-07-14 05:10:47 UTC  

I believe it

2019-07-14 05:12:40 UTC  

if they are the same weight the bear would be smaller I think. But I would still say that the bear has the upper hand if the tiger has to attack head on, thats just not how they hunt. that being said I dont know how much smaller the bear would be. If its small enough the Tiger would win of course.

2019-07-14 05:13:08 UTC  

"In the same time period, four cases of brown bears killing female and young tigers were reported, both in disputes over prey and in self-defense."

2019-07-14 05:13:31 UTC  

so bears defenitively have a shot

2019-07-14 05:14:19 UTC  

those fights must be epic

2019-07-14 06:01:59 UTC  

In the Sikhote-Alin reserve, 35% of tiger kills were stolen by bears, with tigers either departing entirely or leaving part of the kill for the bear.[59] Some studies show that bears frequently track down tigers to usurp their kills, with occasional fatal outcomes for the tiger.

2019-07-14 06:02:41 UTC  

so the tigers dont seem to like their chances when the bear confronts them head on but nothing about their sizes again

2019-07-14 06:03:23 UTC  

I give a head-on fight to the bear but any ambush goes to the tiger.

2019-07-14 07:25:22 UTC  

I'd give head on a flight if I got a bear out of the deal

2019-07-14 07:43:39 UTC  

There's a breed of dogs that can take in bears, so the whole debate is kinda moot...

2019-07-14 07:55:11 UTC  

pic or not true

2019-07-14 08:17:04 UTC  

They're called nuns that take in fat hairy priests

2019-07-14 09:00:24 UTC  

@scaevola
¿Why the fuck am I gonna waste your time with a clearly photoshopped pic?
Nah... Let's go to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMgFoNuheWE?t=53s You can rewind if you want.
My own comments on the video: *They've got it all... Mass (I've seen smaller horses), great disposition (might sit on a kid though, or drown them with that tongue), they can be trained to attack if needed (we saw one being so trained)... ¿How do I get a pack of 6?*

2019-07-14 09:44:24 UTC  

This is what the dewey decimal system looks like when it destroys families.

2019-07-14 09:44:43 UTC  

And it always does

2019-07-14 15:21:10 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry I doubt these dogs could take on a fully grown bear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6r81UOzIHg Look at these things they are just mountains of muscle.

2019-07-14 15:23:26 UTC  

Put on mortal combat theme in the background to make it more epic