I have a degree in history.
I've been thinking very hard about what @FrostyCrits said about *"if only it were true."*
It angers me no end that he said it... Because he's right.

>implying Shillary's book will last that long

>implying people won't check declassified US intelligence records instead of some aging harpy's book of butthurt

This one example, the details don't matter. The point I was making is history is dictated and written down and not always honestly.

The midnight ride of Paul Revere comes to mind. Forgive me, don't remember the entire story. But Paul was credited for making the journey on his own, when he actually only made the shortest leg of the journey before handing it off to the next rider.

Then Longfellow wrote "The midnight ride of Paul Revere" song and thus history was altered.

@FrostyCrits
It angers me that you aired my professions dirty laundry out.

But you were right to do so. I'm allowed to be butt hurt about it, I'm not allowed to take it out on you.
Which brings me to...

@Beemann
Both implications are, in fact, correct. You think the Roman Empire died; It really didn't, it simply morphed over time. Assuming that everyone's telling the truth (🤣🤣🤣🤣), the last King Of Italy (Victor Emmanuel) was a decendent of Ceaser Julius. He died in 1947.

Clearly we must have the one true king pull the sword from the stone. His name is Rahm

Ah, I'd love to leave an updated Daetslov here, but I can't.
That's a shame.

Can you avoid paying social security if you're amish?

Anyone? Anyone smart?

That I know of, yes.

The Amish are ghosts. Lucky bastards.

They went off grid...the govt can never control them now 😎

Time to go Amish.

Who knows how many full auto machine guns they have stashed in those barns they build 🔫

https://media.tenor.com/images/1de12417074c0350f86d18cd8840243a/tenor.gif

I wish we could just post gifs directly on discord 😔

Sad! Very bad!

😢

I blame the Gov.

Totally. Terrible service. I desire to unsubscribe from this service.

Government service i mean

Not discord

Anarchy is the future now. Mad max here we come.

I'm gonna go get started on my spikey armor

And mohawk

And deformities

There comes a time in every man's life when swearing his soul to the Dark Gods and shouting "Let the Galaxy Burn!" Seems the most sensible option.

😂

So long as you don't swear yourself to Slaanesh, we don't need any more of *those* people.

what if I swear to shub niggurath?

I mean, I'd love to have more kids

I have my doubts about a thousand of them though

Shub is the one with the kids though, not necessarily you.

but she'd need help to make those kids though wouldn't she?

I mean, I think you are looking at this from the wrong perspective. It's not all about you, you know.

I only wish to help her propagation efforts

If you are looking to join a vast, identity destroying cult that parades around in hooded cloaks and probably masks so that you can stand out, I think you are doing it wrong.

that sounds like an accurate description of antifa

You aren't wrong on that.

Breed an army of children.

I think you care more about breeding with children