Does the Chinese calendar have a frog?

nope

Oh. It would have been so epic if it did and 2016 was the year of the frog.

2016 was the year of the monkey. So if that doesn't fit

Japanese consider frogs lucky.

Huh. Turns out I was a monkey year too. Go figure

@grant Makes sense given Trump saved their skin from North Korea...for now

@grant are kappas gay? Lol

Ha!

https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/

This is how the Chinese Zodiac explains 2016

Ambitious and adventurous, but irritable

Description of Fire Monkey

’Scarf wearing faggot’ lol

My sister says that men shouldn’t wear scarfs. Lol

@grant I know right? What the heck Japan? Lol

I work with a French man who wears a scarf. Naturally everyone makes fun of him for it

@SteelandSouls good he deserves it. Lol

He's aware of it but by God will he keep wearing it. As much as I make fun of him for it, much respect for not caring

@SteelandSouls he likes the attention. What a fag. Lol

lol no kidding

good show, good show

fuck! I'm late!

It was difficult watching Blonde on the show and typing with one hand

@Salacious Swanky Cat I could make a very convincing hit piece of Matt..... Don't think i should heh.

@SteelandSouls what did you think of the remake total recall? or not seen it

Never saw it. Like Matt, I'm not a big movie guy. I've seen more than he has, sure, but I rarely go out of my way to see one.

That's cool

@Shadows I bet you could.

Lol

@Salacious Swanky Cat This isn't the hit piece, but we could do a Flash Mob as Nazi (or something else offense, its annoying people just go to Nazis, i'd rather say Maoist or something). And call Matt our leader.

@Shadows lol. Matt NPCs.

Matzis?

You know. I love music. I love it a ton. Buuuuuut...

Based on how many videos are put out on the Internet alone. I am for the destruction of all Ukuleles

@Shadows call it Matzos just for good measure

Plus it’ll be hilarious

I just typed Matzos, and that's already a thing (that i didn't know) heh.

i'm guessing that's what you meant

Yeah, it’s a Jewish food item

Which would make the name _extra delicious_