Never let them forget this one

Have a small suspicion this protocol wont be followed the next time

I fucking hate 9/11 "truthers." 😠😠😠😠
*"Everyone knows sand niggers can't fly planes."* Actual fucking quote, drunk assed bitch, O'Mslkey's Bar, Sacramento CA, 15 September 2ØØ1.

You remembered a quote from a drunk stranger at a bar 18 years ago?

No.

When will I be able to open carry a broad sword in maryland

I prefer to run through my would be attackers

Hey, keep of North American - go with tomahawk and bowie knife

Maybe a cavalry sabre

Hmm how big are they

British Army used them until sometime between the World Wars.
¿That big enough?

So I've got no problem with homosexuals, but pride month pisses me off and I can't quite figure out why.

Because things completely unrelated to sexuality are suddenly injected with the most obnoxious form of sexuality? Also if you don’t actively enjoy people start hating you

You all make me sad.
If you all don't start doing Your part of queer bashing, Matt will never get his hit piece.

I guess that's it. I hate pretty much all holidays, but if I voice my distate for this month I'll ironically be criticized for being a cis white male.

Tell ya what @Shadows, I'll write it, you submit it to BuzzFeed. ¿Deal?

and a neutered house cat lives longer, so....

his numbers probably have a cutoff at 40 - 50 years, which excludes Blondes disease

"a neutered house cat lives longer"

I like that one, new to me

Why do brits have such bad teeth? Their mouths were disgusting

They include women who have kids and women who get married in the same category.

A lot of women who have kids are single moms.

^Voila, a flaw in the study.

Bill Maher made a funny: "Gender-fluid to most of America means the stuff that comes out when someone has a wet dream."

Gender fluid should only come up when deciding who sleeps on the wet side of the mattress

If I wanted to send an article or context for a topic I want to talk about on the Call-in Show ahead of time, what would be the most appropriate subject line for an email?

its so funny watching Blonde get frustrated with Matt's reasonable evidence-based middle of the road caveat'ing

mostly evident during Biden commentary

@SirPeppers
Try Question.

to me Question is the name of a space beaver given to

a space beaver, who accompanied a man on the Biavian mothership

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKRGX1a-JBE

Great Oprah bit

ice t on oprah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fO-KzW1YXw

You know what grinds my gears as an agnostic?

When people criticize a churches use of tithing for not spending a majority of it on humanitarian aid. Tithing isn't a humanitarian donation, it's money so the church can run it's facilities and sustain it's faculty.

That would be like criticizing the government for not spending all of it's money on welfare.

It’s actually for furthering Jesus’ message on earth. That can take many forms from paying leaders of the church, sending people on mission trips, or community charity efforts. It very often is all of those

But yeah church isn’t a coat drive-esque charity

Likewise it isn’t a business like Joel Osteen’s church seems to be

I would say that the church's existence in and of itself is a humanitarian aid