They get biggest around birth.

Ah. Makes sense

pregnancy in general makes boobs bigger but so does ovulation just not as much

Then they flatten out a bit as the baby gets older.

Oh also the most effective treatment for mastitis is hard suction Sal.

vacuum hose

(Blocked lactation duct, causes infection and painful swelling)

I’ve seen a breast pump before

no no no

a vacuum

What.

For some reason we couldn't get the breast pump to work.

Like a home vacuum

yeah dude, it's its clogged it fixes it super fast

It was easiest for us to do, um, manual suction.

ive seen a video

Haha really?

Does that work?

don't know why my wife showed me some other woman's boobs probably because seeing a boob get sucked into a vacuum was hilarious

Amazing

it was on a private mother's facebook page

It would make me seriously uncomfortable if my wife showed me that.

I don’t have a wife yet though

i tlasted like 5 sec

lasted

anyway

Ah. Ok

i think we've sucked this convesation dry

😉

Yeah we've really milked it for all it's worth

Incredible puns, gentlemen

Good work

i love puns

they are punderful

wait

did you just assume my gender with that patriarchal word GENTLEMEN

SORRY

never apologize!

peeps should take and post their political compass test results! I mean if you want to.

I did the political compass test....told me I was correct

care to share?