depends on how big they were to begin

They get biggest around birth.

Ah. Makes sense

pregnancy in general makes boobs bigger but so does ovulation just not as much

Then they flatten out a bit as the baby gets older.

Oh also the most effective treatment for mastitis is hard suction Sal.

vacuum hose

(Blocked lactation duct, causes infection and painful swelling)

I’ve seen a breast pump before

no no no

a vacuum

What.

For some reason we couldn't get the breast pump to work.

Like a home vacuum

yeah dude, it's its clogged it fixes it super fast

It was easiest for us to do, um, manual suction.

ive seen a video

Haha really?

Does that work?

don't know why my wife showed me some other woman's boobs probably because seeing a boob get sucked into a vacuum was hilarious

Amazing

it was on a private mother's facebook page

It would make me seriously uncomfortable if my wife showed me that.

I don’t have a wife yet though

i tlasted like 5 sec

lasted

anyway

Ah. Ok

i think we've sucked this convesation dry

😉

Yeah we've really milked it for all it's worth

Incredible puns, gentlemen

Good work

i love puns

they are punderful

wait

did you just assume my gender with that patriarchal word GENTLEMEN

SORRY

never apologize!

peeps should take and post their political compass test results! I mean if you want to.

I did the political compass test....told me I was correct