Where's my ban-hammer and sickle.

Kinky 😉

I saw that shifty edit!

5 seconds of fame with Matt in the Call-In Waiting Room.

💦

Wife must be jealous

Damn straight.

I almost thought it was wednesday

Got excited tehre

I work Wednesday 😦

I thought pimps were more reasonable in 2019

Deadlines though, I get it

#ShameTheLazy

<.<

¿Remember last week I said *"next time I see Matt in vc alone off hours I'm gonna barge in an' ask why"*?
He brought a body guard this week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OTOH, ¿anyone blame him? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

oof

¿Recuerda que la semana pasada dije "la próxima vez que vea a Matt solo en vc fuera de las horas voy a irrumpir y preguntar por qué"? Trajo un guardaespaldas esta semana.

*Jajajajaja.*

Huehuehue

jajajaja wallhackerespanosa

Cyka blyat

quick maths

Better than this Canadian Tire money for doing blow

i joke, let me look

It's just more reason for me to become American

ff?

Next comes "It's only a shower"

😉

hasdfklsdfm

hey everyone

This stream of consciousness totally explains the human condition.

We simultaneously say "It's raining cats and dogs" but somehow these people's gossipy anecdotal faggot loser neglected by dad, mom is probably smart and dead conditions.............

Oh, sorry, I forgot my initial point. Why was "It's Raining Women" never a hit song? Cause women have claws and piss to solve disputes, wait.

It should have been.

Cause piss and tears and shapeshifting insects that become anal sex and there's a dragon somewhere and a VHS copy of Highlander 2.

You OK p_f?

I just copied some random shit I wrote to fuck with someone last night

OK that makes me feel 30% better about your mental state.

We didn't fuck

shit aside, I enjoy typing retarded shit often like that cause people who don't know me will react all ornery and menstrual, then there's people who know me and they explain to them how this is normal

it's amusing

🤔

It's the closest I will get to two girls arguing over me

I'll take it