Right hand / left hand? more like right hand / wrong hand!

links ist gut

lul

kek

I was born leftie but my kindergarten teachers made me write with my right hand

@GrumpyGabe thems fighting words

en garde! prepare yourself for southpaws

Shit gotta remember to watch the OTHER hand

or in conventional stance, we got a powerful jab

so i buy monsters by the case. 4 cases at a time. amazon has free delivery, and these last two shipments theyve been lazy and left them on the ground floor. so lugging 96 cans of monsters up two flights of stares when the amazon guy sees me and attempts to tell me how great it is to put all the stuff on the ground floor and have the tenants get it themselves.

lol the gall of that guy. i told him to do his fucking job.

... uh huh

Is that Amazon Logistics?

apparently

those miserable fuckers

never had a delivery go right with them

some fat nigerian

if you delivered my shit to my door maybe you wouldnt be so fat

Once had a guy from AL "deliver" something to a different building in my complex that didn't even share a single digit with my apartment number

thats like me as a mechanic draining the customers oil, then handing them the oil and saying your turn.

😂

"it's really great, I can charge you full price for doing half the work"

if i want to lug shit up to my apartment, then i'll go to the store.

lol seriously

also unrelated but Blonde's face throughout the latest clip 😂 <:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

his need to shameless justify to me didnt go over well like he probably hoped.

I hope you report that shit, not sure if it would do any good but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'll look into it, but idk if will do anything. i think theyre all contracters like uber.

i said "excuse me?" to which he less confidently repeated himself. i followed that mess with "how bout you do your fucking job". the entitlement of the bay area is astounding

between that and papa johns drivers expecting you to come down to their car for your pizza lol

Right, you live in CA

lmao

that legit happened haha. took over 2 hours for them to deliver it (3 miles away), and then called me saying they were here and to come to them.

they werent lost or locked out of a gate either.

hope you didn't tip the asshole

oh def not. i made that mother fucker get out of his car and deliver it

actually 2 hour delivery, they should pay you for the pizza

then i yelled at him after he gave it to me.

never ordered there again

his excuse for taking 2 hours was they didnt want to drive down there

What, a pizza delivery guy?