Fuck you people, I'm at work and y'all are on voice.
(Mostly joking...)

Mêmecat isn't even a thing.

@McFansy Well played

I like the way you chink

BTW- if you didn't see the news, Trump agreed to change the location of the G7 meet.

To the capital of Israel

https://www.space.com/1st-human-on-mars-woman.html

I have a cousin and this is her dream

Fart 💨

Do they know it's probably a one-way trip?

What a dumb article, that's like saying water is wet 🙄

But I guess it's news to people who believe in the patriarchy

*NASA says first person on Mars will likely be human*

The patriarchy is based and redpilled.

Also, NASA is basically a makework program for boomers and Pajeets at this point. Zero chance they're putting anyone on Mars.

It is, but probably not for the reasons they think 🤣

Imagine letting a woman drive your multibillion dollar space craft...
https://youtu.be/4wT7zM8XgXQ

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there's a western fence lizard in my kitchen

damn, he's under the oven now

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the saudis have it right with the whole driving thing

me yesterday: in line to buy 3 items, 5 guys behind me with 4 or less items, woman in 15 items or less aisle with easily 100 items. When it comes time to pay she doesn't have the funds or cant figure out how her CC works on her phone. 5 other aisles were open that were not 15 items or less also... but thanks wahman.

for holding 6 guys up with 3 items a piece bc we have nothing better to do on a saturday but watch your dumbass not know how much money she has.

I lied i was actually in the aisle across watching this shit go down

Self-checkout was created for guys with 3 items apiece.

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First humans on Mars will be men for the same reason that almost all the big name Hollywood actors who enlisted during WWII ended up doing USO tours.
You don't want inevitable deaths to demoralize the civilian population. There'll be women on Mars after men have done it successfully twice.

Oof

do you think nasa has learned yet about what happens when women go into space death and felonies

There is no reason to send humans to Mars or even into deep space at all.

and fwiw- I'm not knocking those actors. I've read accounts of a couple who really wanted to fight like any other guy, but it was made clear to them that they weren't being given a choice - same will apply to chick astronauts

#GayAstronautsForMars

lmao what are you a sexist fascist

You know it

Let's send feminists on the very first mission to Mars and make sure that we have a 24/7 feed

They wouldn’t know what to do with themselves