I banter with people all the time. Never had them say they fucked my mother as an insult, because that level of public crassness is far from universal

aha

Lol. It really is.

The Corps or the Federal Government is no doubt a different enviroment, but don't pretend that your experience is universal

I don't see why it bothers you so much.

You know he didn't actually fuck your mother, right?

of course not

Kevin went to the School of Modern Warfare 2 Mic Screamers

Acting like your mom jokes are even remotely uncommon is making you look like an even bigger sperg fam.

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but I have enormous respect for my parents and it makes me angry to feel so utterly powerless when they're slandered

> slandered

Lol. Hence the joke...

ha ha then

so funny

making fun of me doesn't sting in the same way making fun of my parents does

if that makes me "spergy" or "sheltered" fine, so be it

Yes... it is precisely a good dig because it gets under people's skin because everyone respects their parents.

well, not everyone

And moreover, the calling me a sodomite in response was really fucking weird.

Lol. What a strange place to go.

how much truth do you want from me here? Because the truth is I was grasping for something that makes me less of a target

something to turn your own insult around on you

or joke

Lol. You got the opposite my dude.

you're not wrong

Probably would have died a lot quicker if you hadn't gone with that.

Even quicker if you just called me a dick.

I don't react well to your shitposting because I don't tolerate very much of it in my life

what can I say, anger and the urge to appear clever have made many a man look foolish

Or, if you wanted to go with the gay angle "We know that's not true because you only fuck dudes."

lol

See, you still get the same dig in, but you turn it around so I can't associate the two like I did.

should get you to teach one of those masterclasses on shitposting

This is wholesome

Probably. It's a skill, practice is key.

anyway, thanks

@McFansy Yeah, we know what "some holes" you're interested in.

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what can I say I was abused as a child

Butt holes.