Message from @TheCompanyMan

Discord ID: 647216171728240681


2019-11-21 23:20:10 UTC  

step zero is don't open up without a warrant. still be polite when talking through the door

2019-11-21 23:20:27 UTC  

Don't talk.

2019-11-21 23:20:32 UTC  

Periodt

2019-11-21 23:20:32 UTC  

@Fyrjefe true speak

2019-11-21 23:20:40 UTC  

ask them if you're traveling or if they're being detained

2019-11-21 23:21:02 UTC  

Only if they get the drip on you should you consider speaking.

2019-11-21 23:21:23 UTC  

Otherwise. I've got headphones in listening to a loud podcast

2019-11-21 23:21:34 UTC  

Just pull out your cellphone start recording and say, "I DINDU NUFFIN MAN, I DINDU NUFFIN"

2019-11-21 23:21:34 UTC  

And that ain't no crime chief.

2019-11-21 23:22:19 UTC  

Give then a coupon for a free Popeyes chicken sandwich under the door.

2019-11-21 23:22:24 UTC  

The problem will solve itself.

2019-11-21 23:22:34 UTC  

Tell the cops they're rascist pigs and you know your rights.

2019-11-21 23:22:39 UTC  

@TheCompanyMan I've done that a few times. I actually went through a period where I'd sleep with earplugs in cause they were coming to the door every day at like 8am

2019-11-21 23:23:01 UTC  

there are countless shitty police stories coming out of anywhere in the free world, but most of the time if you demonstrate that you're not a shady piece of shit and are confident in that, they'll get the clue there's nothing wrong going on. but yeah, don't open the door. don't talk. if you have to talk, say as little as possible and be polite.

2019-11-21 23:23:36 UTC  

@only_turkeys_have_left_wings why they knocking chieftain

2019-11-21 23:24:22 UTC  

And we still don't know what they said to Fat

2019-11-21 23:24:28 UTC  

☝️

2019-11-21 23:24:34 UTC  

Unless they break your door in and then you won't get it fixed cause good luck getting anything paid for when they break it

2019-11-21 23:24:34 UTC  

Anticipation Killin me

2019-11-21 23:25:51 UTC  

@TheCompanyMan I dunno, I dindu nuffin

2019-11-21 23:26:00 UTC  
2019-11-21 23:26:34 UTC  

Either way, they never got a charge on me. A lot harder when you don't say shit

2019-11-21 23:26:49 UTC  

But I am always polite.

2019-11-21 23:29:07 UTC  

*bites nails in wonderment*

2019-11-21 23:29:29 UTC  

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPAS!"

2019-11-21 23:31:18 UTC  

<:howdareyou:635352908107481109>

2019-11-21 23:31:46 UTC  

You DARE Challenge the Fuzz?! @Lord Zedd

2019-11-22 00:23:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228313705669066752/647230746641170464/image0.gif

2019-11-22 00:26:28 UTC  

@Old Man Hound responding to you from much earlier, sorry to hear you got into a screaming match with your dad over it. One thing Ive found really helps is I tell my parents I vote Libertarian, not Republican. They think I’m a cooky vote waster instead of the ‘enemy’. That really helps a lot. You can still have the exact same positions but it’s not taken as hostile, just eccentric.

2019-11-22 00:26:59 UTC  

At least it worked in my case

2019-11-22 00:27:15 UTC  

Sure, sure.

2019-11-22 00:27:23 UTC  

I was trying to softball the discussion as well.

2019-11-22 00:27:35 UTC  

Asking questions more then trying to drive home a point.

2019-11-22 00:28:14 UTC  

My mom is watching the impeachment hearings all day on CNN. So shes worked up into a proper rage

2019-11-22 00:28:39 UTC  

That might work up until the TDS tips over into the "neutrals are the enemy too" territory...

2019-11-22 00:29:24 UTC  

That sucks y'all have to deal with that though

2019-11-22 00:29:29 UTC  

It works for my family so far. Can’t speak for everyone. Its literally me and the wife vs everyone els

2019-11-22 00:30:07 UTC  

So I just declare Gary J the second coming

2019-11-22 00:30:13 UTC  

😂

2019-11-22 00:30:27 UTC  

That way I dint have to pretend to be liberal

2019-11-22 00:30:30 UTC  

Don’t