Did you tell them the Donut shop is around the corner

Not swatted

Did you ask them if they've ever had a domestic violence incident?

so what happened? what were they there for?

WE GOTTA KNOOOWWW

Well idk.

Clearly Not a boogaloo boi so it must've went well.. 🤡🤷🏽‍♀️

Why today? What I do?

What did the police want?

So...like they just showed up, ate donuts outside your house, told u not to be a shotposter WHAT?!

step one: be polite. step two: don't panic

Step three: cock the glock

Step one: don't answer ya fucking door.

Grab yourost realistic looking toy gun and wave it threateningly

Cops love that

Big facts

it's a good laugh for everyone

step zero is don't open up without a warrant. still be polite when talking through the door

Don't talk.

Periodt

@Fyrjefe true speak

ask them if you're traveling or if they're being detained

Only if they get the drip on you should you consider speaking.

Otherwise. I've got headphones in listening to a loud podcast

Just pull out your cellphone start recording and say, "I DINDU NUFFIN MAN, I DINDU NUFFIN"

And that ain't no crime chief.

Give then a coupon for a free Popeyes chicken sandwich under the door.

The problem will solve itself.

Tell the cops they're rascist pigs and you know your rights.

@TheCompanyMan I've done that a few times. I actually went through a period where I'd sleep with earplugs in cause they were coming to the door every day at like 8am

there are countless shitty police stories coming out of anywhere in the free world, but most of the time if you demonstrate that you're not a shady piece of shit and are confident in that, they'll get the clue there's nothing wrong going on. but yeah, don't open the door. don't talk. if you have to talk, say as little as possible and be polite.

@only_turkeys_have_left_wings why they knocking chieftain

And we still don't know what they said to Fat

☝️

Unless they break your door in and then you won't get it fixed cause good luck getting anything paid for when they break it

Anticipation Killin me

@TheCompanyMan I dunno, I dindu nuffin

@only_turkeys_have_left_wings 😎

Either way, they never got a charge on me. A lot harder when you don't say shit

But I am always polite.

*bites nails in wonderment*