Give then a coupon for a free Popeyes chicken sandwich under the door.

The problem will solve itself.

Tell the cops they're rascist pigs and you know your rights.

@TheCompanyMan I've done that a few times. I actually went through a period where I'd sleep with earplugs in cause they were coming to the door every day at like 8am

there are countless shitty police stories coming out of anywhere in the free world, but most of the time if you demonstrate that you're not a shady piece of shit and are confident in that, they'll get the clue there's nothing wrong going on. but yeah, don't open the door. don't talk. if you have to talk, say as little as possible and be polite.

@only_turkeys_have_left_wings why they knocking chieftain

And we still don't know what they said to Fat

☝️

Unless they break your door in and then you won't get it fixed cause good luck getting anything paid for when they break it

Anticipation Killin me

@TheCompanyMan I dunno, I dindu nuffin

@only_turkeys_have_left_wings 😎

Either way, they never got a charge on me. A lot harder when you don't say shit

But I am always polite.

*bites nails in wonderment*

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPAS!"

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You DARE Challenge the Fuzz?! @Lord Zedd

@Old Man Hound responding to you from much earlier, sorry to hear you got into a screaming match with your dad over it. One thing Ive found really helps is I tell my parents I vote Libertarian, not Republican. They think I’m a cooky vote waster instead of the ‘enemy’. That really helps a lot. You can still have the exact same positions but it’s not taken as hostile, just eccentric.

At least it worked in my case

Sure, sure.

I was trying to softball the discussion as well.

Asking questions more then trying to drive home a point.

My mom is watching the impeachment hearings all day on CNN. So shes worked up into a proper rage

That might work up until the TDS tips over into the "neutrals are the enemy too" territory...

That sucks y'all have to deal with that though

It works for my family so far. Can’t speak for everyone. Its literally me and the wife vs everyone els

So I just declare Gary J the second coming

😂

That way I dint have to pretend to be liberal

Don’t

How do you watch the impeachment hearings, even if you're a Dem, and come away

I'm glad I don't have to deal with that... that sounds rough

Well my mom sadly doesn’t have a lot else going on in her life

CNN is spinning their coverage so hard.

as if were in a washing machine?>

Like I said shes worked up into a proper rage about it

But its directed solely at orange man bad. So Gary J doesn’t even really compute. And you can make the same points at the dinner table

If it’s not too late, give that a try. Might be a little lie everyone can live with

If you’re wearing a #maga hat it might be hard to suddenly switch over to LP believably