Gators.

Bears don't taste as good.

I feel like "just letting it happen" is more accurate than "raising" as applicable to gators

They used to be endangered.

Yeah gator is pretty good it's like half chicken half oily fish

You could raise them back then if you had proper credentials.

Makes solid jerky

For some reason I imagine the meat would be stringy like a snake

Better as jerky or kebabs than burgers.

It's oily; you gotta char it.

Gator steak really would throw your brain for a trip the first time

It's unique

Unlike Kevin

It's just tail, right?

Mostly yeah

Most bits come from the tail; it's all meat.

That thing can whip your tibia in half

Someone told me the legs taste like dirt.

Eh

I've eaten dirt before

Would you PAY to eat dirt?

Depends what kinda dirt my guy

What kind of dirt are we talking chet?

Exactly, slowed knows what's up

I would pay for some scandi forest dirt

I got a gator burger once at Lone Cabbage, and it was just gross.

Yeah I've only ever enjoyed it as jerky

Your brain will eat any meat as jerky and accept it

I think Lobster tastes the way leather smells, so YMMV.

magic dirt like BETA orourke had

Lobster is for poors

Haitian mud cookies.

Lobster is gross, for reals.

Clay is loaded with nutrients

Rather eat that than lobster.

So would my dog

She fkn loves it

Rock Shrimp, however...

Soft shell crab is peak

You dog eats clay?