But a bear would eliminate the need for telling people to leave me alone when I am working

Do you need an exotic animal license for a bear? They are indigenous

So would a lack of showering

I already don't shower, I layer up so much FR it doesn't matter

If I work alone and don't interact with other human beings, I don't really see the point in taking the time

You'd need the license for an Apex predator, because it's an unusual, and therefore exotic choice.

Do you need a license for a gator?

That's a food animal

Yes.

Really?

You do need a license for a gator, my buddy had some and they got taken away

Ffs

It's food

You need licenses to raise them and to hunt them.

People raise them legally for meat.

Bears?

Gators.

Bears don't taste as good.

I feel like "just letting it happen" is more accurate than "raising" as applicable to gators

They used to be endangered.

Yeah gator is pretty good it's like half chicken half oily fish

You could raise them back then if you had proper credentials.

Makes solid jerky

For some reason I imagine the meat would be stringy like a snake

Better as jerky or kebabs than burgers.

It's oily; you gotta char it.

Gator steak really would throw your brain for a trip the first time

It's unique

Unlike Kevin

It's just tail, right?

Mostly yeah

Most bits come from the tail; it's all meat.

That thing can whip your tibia in half

Someone told me the legs taste like dirt.

Eh

I've eaten dirt before

Would you PAY to eat dirt?

Depends what kinda dirt my guy

What kind of dirt are we talking chet?

Exactly, slowed knows what's up

I would pay for some scandi forest dirt