And always stared at me. They knew

lo yup

Crows have been proven to remember people who have been dicks to them and to specifically target them for harassment

Even just doing drive-by poopings haha

good thing for pellet guns then

Conversely, they sometimes bring shinies to people they like... they did that for years for a little girl in NYC, I think

Yeah I heard that

Shed leave out food and theyd bring her stuff

yee

And attacked kidnappers.

I wouldn't mind having a murder of crows as ~~my familiars~~ pets

Really??

They're not pets. They would be friends.

That's fair

I don't think they can be domesticated

But the dream still burns~~

Find some crows and start feeding them.

That's the plan

I even found a crow call

I asked my wife to get it for me for Christmas but she doesn't want any part of these shenanigans

It's for the best.

Someday I will live my dream of being Beastmaster 😦

Just go do it yourself, and don't get your wife involved.

Beastmaster gets to bang Xena Warrior Princess

Do it

The crows will understand.

I don't remember that, Fitness...

and yeah it's cool, I'll just get it myself lul

Man...

Lucy Lawless in her prime...

I tried rewatching the show from the beginning a couple years ago

I remember it being better or epic while it was still on TV

@Black Cat remember every good beast master story has a crow friend. They're the dogs of the air.

Indeed

Dogs are just land dolphins

If only I could train my cat to do a trick besides "come to me if you already feel like doing it," that'd be good too

I got my cat to jump into my arms. That's the only trick she does though.

I taught the dog we had when I was a kid to play dead by making a finger gun at her and saying 'bang!'

It was pretty cute.