I asked my wife to get it for me for Christmas but she doesn't want any part of these shenanigans

It's for the best.

Someday I will live my dream of being Beastmaster 😦

Just go do it yourself, and don't get your wife involved.

Beastmaster gets to bang Xena Warrior Princess

Do it

The crows will understand.

I don't remember that, Fitness...

and yeah it's cool, I'll just get it myself lul

Man...

Lucy Lawless in her prime...

I tried rewatching the show from the beginning a couple years ago

I remember it being better or epic while it was still on TV

@Black Cat remember every good beast master story has a crow friend. They're the dogs of the air.

Indeed

Dogs are just land dolphins

If only I could train my cat to do a trick besides "come to me if you already feel like doing it," that'd be good too

I got my cat to jump into my arms. That's the only trick she does though.

I taught the dog we had when I was a kid to play dead by making a finger gun at her and saying 'bang!'

It was pretty cute.

That's "kawaii," as I believe the kids say these days

Also cats are great but boy does it have to be on their terms...

It's truly amazing that my subconscious automatically thinks of Hitler when I think of something supremely evil

Think the most evil person in history, usually your subconscious goes right to that name

the brainwashing is A+, I'll give them that

i've had better luck training chickens than dogs
within a short time I trained my mother's chickens to return to their pen just by standing next to the door
chickens are pretty smart

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
Mine goes to Tim Wise tbh.

Tim Wise, isn't he Scottish-American?

...

I watched one of his debates with Jared and he said that unironically.

You can't simply give women _respect_. They have to earn it

odd youtube recommending me a whole lot of Sweet Anita out of nowhere, she's a cutie

Do you watch the quartering?

nope

Do you have a porn hub account?

he's too mundane matt for my liking

what an odd question

god don't tell me he's on pornhub

She's on pornhub

wait... HE?!