Nope, I'm just some obnoxious creature with a night off work.

will this server ever know peace?

I'm compiling a comprehensive list of valuable things s woman has ever said...

1. Dinner's ready.

Laundry is done

2. I'm pregnant.

3. I'm pregnant again

Notice missing from the list: Hur dur you nazi larper.

big think

I'll be shaving that into the side of my favorite cat.

Muffin will be so fashionable

Animal abuse now?

She loves kitty salon. How else will she get a trendy hair cut?

Animals are just property...

Like women they can't be abused

^Exactly.

>dr

"dr"

why did you dm me this?

I am a little curious how I "larp" as a "nazi"

I can't help myself. The tinfoil hat slipped a bit.

Since I don't think you know what either of those words means.

Are you able to explain it?
Small words, please.

Is there something you could go do for your husband instead of being here?

Not at the moment.

I'm married to a high end lint roller.. it's all I've got. 😔

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Cat scratch fever

Toxoplasmosis

>married

I'm gonna block you

please stop

Reinstate asylums, i could only benefit.
Not until you answer the question.

She was talking about her husband in the debate channel. I'm guessing just a troll at this point.

>her

>implying

😯 😯

<her