Because I get to decorate the corpse of a tree. That's why.

why did a bring a tree into my house and put lights on it?

Are you turning the day of our Lord into some commercial hedonistic heresey?

Yes

yes

The church allows trees because they decided they're just pine.

Hedonistic Heresy is a great band name

It doesn't really affect anything one way or the other..

>is a great band name

I don't really go fir those kind of jokes

***OOF!***

Tree-t yourself right and give it a try

If you don't try it you woodn't know it you'd like it

you can't fix fundamentally flawed jokes by just trying to spruce them up

Oh boy

Yeah well if you have such a grinchy attitude why don't you sit on a pinecone?

Oak, I will

I knew you had one ready, so I wasn't going out on a limb.

Fucking twigger like you... I knew it... I knew it...

sorry, my son needed help with something

You mean your seed.

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree...

Quit trying to needle me with tree puns

I'm just trying to root out your issues.

You're soiling this chat

I've conifered with the others and we want you to stop

Never thought I'd see a pun from the word confer.

That was well done

Did you ever think you'd be doing tree puns with Natsocs?

It's a birch of a word to work with

I just sprayed coffee

goddamn you

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you can't just leaf after one pun!

there's an entire forest of puns to work with here

This is why I'm okay with genocide, by the way.

I woodn't want to press my luck, though...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Kevin doesn't really mean that.

I'm getting board with this

Well you're kind of a sap so that's not surprising.

Okay, new topic