oh jesus

Get a fister for you sister.

I'll be downtown, so I'll probably grab a date night restaurant gift card.

hey thats not a bad idea

Giftcards are the gayest gift

just give them cash

Imagine caring so little about your sister that you let her pretend to be married to a woman...

if you're that lame, just give cash.

Ignore the grinch

How is it grinch to say give cash.

If I was a grinch I'd say give that dyke a gay conversion book.

Ehhh, I wanna force them to go to a specific place.

As long as it's not sushi it's probably fine. They eat that all the time.

Lol

I never thought of it this way, but gift cards are gay, so it is kind of a fitting gift. 🤔

See, i knew I was right

@The Bitter Draught did you get your _(((Wife)))_ gift cards?

My wife is not jewish

not sure why shes in parenthesis

Okay boomer

He got his wife's son gift cards

lol

oof

But seriously, what'd you get her?

Gift cards probably

that's why he got defensive about it

a crystal bauble from svarovsky, a coat, and some sunglasses she had her eye on

Are you taking her to 12am Mass before you allow her to open any of her gifts?

not religious

so no

Baubles. Bitches love baubles.

So why are you celebrating Christ's Birth?

great question

Because I get to decorate the corpse of a tree. That's why.

why did a bring a tree into my house and put lights on it?

Are you turning the day of our Lord into some commercial hedonistic heresey?

Yes

yes

The church allows trees because they decided they're just pine.

Hedonistic Heresy is a great band name

It doesn't really affect anything one way or the other..