Message from @30CaliberDonut

Discord ID: 665042220033900582


2020-01-10 03:55:44 UTC  

Eh nvm that joke doesnt make sense

2020-01-10 03:56:10 UTC  

She gonna call you in 12 years "remember that time off the highway? Well, this is your son"

2020-01-10 03:56:19 UTC  

FUUUCK I hope not

2020-01-10 03:56:39 UTC  

Ill find that cliff again

2020-01-10 03:56:42 UTC  

"I named him after where he was concieved, Route 23 meet your father"

2020-01-10 03:56:45 UTC  

Take a running start

2020-01-10 03:57:05 UTC  

I'm fairly sure that's gonna happen to me. Raw dogged this teacher on tinder

2020-01-10 03:57:06 UTC  

Merry Christmas? Quick, unwrap your present. It's alimony requirements!

2020-01-10 03:57:16 UTC  

ROFL

2020-01-10 03:57:30 UTC  

Bro, teachers are wild... like.. most of them

2020-01-10 03:57:52 UTC  

Gave her the old multiplication table

2020-01-10 03:58:04 UTC  

When you have to act politically correct or get immediately fired for twelve hours a day, that's gonna build up.

2020-01-10 03:58:24 UTC  

They like to get fucked just like their bank account

2020-01-10 03:58:39 UTC  

Hard and repeatedly

2020-01-10 03:58:49 UTC  

LOL they say intersectionality is a secular religion.... So technically teachers are like girls at Christian camp

2020-01-10 03:58:58 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-01-10 03:59:19 UTC  

Only head, Jesus is watching

2020-01-10 03:59:33 UTC  

Nah, just cut a hole in the sheet

2020-01-10 03:59:52 UTC  

well then Jesus is a creep

2020-01-10 03:59:57 UTC  

It's for "***procreational purposes only***"

2020-01-10 04:00:21 UTC  

And certainly not for the thrill of getting raw-dogged in a lake somewhere.

2020-01-10 04:00:37 UTC  

anyone check out those dating thigns/

2020-01-10 04:00:39 UTC  

@Lord Zedd you're super late to that joke

2020-01-10 04:00:43 UTC  

on matts website

2020-01-10 04:00:45 UTC  

/IN/ a lake?

2020-01-10 04:00:59 UTC  

Idfk I never went to Jesus Camp, I'm just making shit up at this point.

2020-01-10 04:01:05 UTC  

I tried but the link brings you to a twitter page

2020-01-10 04:01:22 UTC  

he has the wrong link

2020-01-10 04:01:23 UTC  

I took a peek at it out of curiosity. There's like one entry thus far.

2020-01-10 04:01:26 UTC  

on the webstie

2020-01-10 04:01:43 UTC  

he posted the wrong link i think

2020-01-10 04:01:50 UTC  

I was going to make a joke about lakes, pussies, and bacteria, but I cant find it...

2020-01-10 04:01:51 UTC  

or they need to get approved and then they're on that one, not sure.

2020-01-10 04:01:53 UTC  

figure it out

2020-01-10 04:01:54 UTC  

lol

2020-01-10 04:02:04 UTC  

>not posting honest dating ad

2020-01-10 04:02:06 UTC  

omegalul

2020-01-10 04:02:09 UTC  

can you even imagine such cringe

2020-01-10 04:02:29 UTC  

Yeah that link is going to be 99.9

2020-01-10 04:02:30 UTC  

@Purple
>can't find pussy
Checks out.